MWK behaving badly (or was it me?)

#1
Here is the scenario so you tell kaa nilikosa:
I took this chick on a date and I had carried about 30K in cash, but had budgeted that we would spend around 5-10K for the evening.
We had a good dinner and downed with some drinks.
When the bill came, it was around 6k, I unwittingly removed the entire batch of 30K shillings and started counting. No sooner had I done that than she grabbed the whole batch, counted the bill amount paid the six K and POCKETED my 24,000.
***! I have never been so mad and pissed off. Who did this bitch think I was? Some ATM?
She told me not to worry. "I will take care of the money and give you, tukifika kwa nyumba"
Hell No! I take care of my own money!
Jokingly I told her: "I have never paid 24K for any Coomer"(Notice the Ktalk influence)

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!!? She yelled at me.

She then threw the 24K in my face and walked away leaving me collecting my now already scattered Gs.

Some how I felt a bit relieved, that I recovered my money coz I would never have forgiven myself if she had unleashed the coomer and then confiscated my 24K as 'payment'. I know that was her plan but I nipped it in the bud.
Nani alikuwa na makosa? Me for blasting her like that or her for showing some 'whoring' tendency by grabbing my money?
 
#8
Haha, look at it like this,
If I called you fat and you and I both know you are the slimmest thug... You'd not get offended..

But if I "slut shame" you... And you are indeed a slut..
You will of course be bothered. Say grace and thank God that you gats your 24k back...

What you doing spluttering 6k for sensitive cunts anyway... You wasted 6k and gat no pu**y.. :D
 

PepoPunda

Village Elder
#19
She actually resides in South B and she is a senior person in some organization. Gets around 300k salo.
Hao ndio huwa malaya sana and because of what she is paid , she thinks she is worth the 24K. Hiyo kunguru ingeenda na pesa yako live live..Nice that you nipped her in the bud. Tafuta maraya ya 500 bob shot..maraya ni maraya whether you pay 500 shot or 24,000.
 

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