@Mworia Wameru is not proud to share this story but he will anyway cos be doesn’t give a fuck.
So in 2007 fresh from college and newly employed got my first salo and wanted to celebrate. Nikaita fling fulani tutamwita Dorothy kwa sasa. After all the party up issues and back in the house wanted to bang my girl who was really on heat. Shida manze ni Snake cobra akakataa ku-comply. Tumedarana for like 30 minutes na cobra amekataa kucooperate kama Rao na Unye. Sema mwanaume kutafuta excuses na hazipatikani (singeweza kusema eti nanyesha (lucky women)). First nimejiexcuse Kwenda loo nijaribu kujipepeta lakini wapi? Back then sikuona kama pharmaceuticals ni option kwa kijana wa miaka 25. Final solution, nilienda nikabuy Mary Cane nikakuja nayo nikachapa flash mbele ya Dorothy na nikableki. Sikuwa mbali na threshold baada ya party up. Luckily for me the next day cobra was hissing and gliding alright. Mimi hiyo story Dorothy akiuliza nilikuwa naiondokea ki-Kalonzo mbaya. FYI shida ilitokana na kuwasha nduthi Mara kadhaa kabla ya night out (will address good and bad nduthi habits in separate thread). Now we are all grown and those are old adages.
Meanwhile we must not stop fucking for fear of engine failure. Man must redeem himself in such cases. Man is about second chances and we must take them.
:D:D:DI like. Haki you are mad. Wacha nikatafute ile ya we must ferk ferk even if it is flooding or something to that effect. I like the way you keep them short and varied but the underlying message ni ile ile tu.
When the engine of the vehicle is barely ignited it’s likelier to have problems. That said, my engine was constantly revving and there’s every chance that I’ve banged most people’s wives here, including yours. In fact the failure as earlier alluded to was caused by overheating.