Inviting a relative in the city to stay with you is considered as one of the top 3 mistakes you can ever make in the city—according to me—kando na kuiba na kuchipo stranger akuekee mchele ukiamka morning unasikia tu echo kwa nyumba na uko kwa floor.So kuna huyu paternal uncle wa mine amekua akicheza hide and seek na landlady wake close to 7months;i guess this nigga was a pro in hide seek as a child.The padlocks amevunja are uncountable,yaani anapata landlady amemfungia keja anavunja kufuli mara that that.The lady had to report to the police.
After kugurishwa by force niliona si mbaya kumuaccommodate for a short while before ajipange kutravel ocha one week later as he had claimed.The problem with this mzee ni kuwa he is a die hard fan of 2nd generation liquor.And as if that is not enough,akilewa anakam na mijamaa jingine shiny eyes hua siwaamini.Hata yeye mwenyewe hawaamini.Akikam nao ataniamsha bedroom akileta nguo zake na kaduda nimuekee ati wanaeza muibia.Hiyo simu hua naomba mtu asipige kama niko kwa usingizi cuz ile sauti inatoa ni kama ya speaker za crusade,inaeza kukupea heart attack.Last week one of the ninjas alikojolea kiti but juu ni beshte ya anko nilimezea,ile design unamezanga machungu ukiwatch movie alafu mtu anakuja hapo haezi vumilia dakika tano bila kusema ‘cheki uongo’.
Fast forward sasa jana mzae amekam na dem/mother mwingine wamelewa mbaya, hata sijui alimutoa wapi.Nilikua sitting room nacharge simu kwa one of the two sockets we have in the bungalow,uku nikichocha dem fulani ati i neffa beleived i would fall in love till i met her.
To be continued…
Nkt malizaaa
MALIZA HEKAYA MONO
Litsen here mjamaa. Last time ulidai unamind your engrich na tukasema haina mambo bora hekaya inaeleweka. Alaf leo unaansa stori eti to be continued? Brarre NOGGLE!
Ok
Mambo ya hekaya nusu nusu haileti shangwe. Chyeth
Maliza hekaya pwana
Alaf hio avatar yako bana, I have to read the story while blocking it
engiti. nyee wewe. marizia stories za.mastyro
Marisia hii story pwana…
Nyau ya brue na gleen
Yes… Gleen and brue