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This is Gold

Senior Villager
#1
LONG READ.
We All know we men chase after women and the women play hard to get lakini ukishampata the tables turn especially kama umeshaonja if u know wharr i mean? Anyway the reason am scribbing this is bcoz some chic i chased 4 some time is trying 2 show me maringo kiasi..this chic sitam mention lakini nilikutana nayeye Klist..kuna time Klist was down and peeps were introduced to FB pages like Klist kahawa chat and stuff,,, oldies if u kumbuka..anyway i flirted with one chic and an online R/ship began...mm ni mtu siwekangi mtu more than 2wks kabla ni tombe but this gal was special..tulikuwa tuu tuna chatt FB every other nite (ma inbox hivi) later on after a week tuka exchange numbers na saa ika start calling each other na SMS..whatsapp haikuwa imewasili so understand..shoree nilim beg tukutane lakini she was playing hard to get....Alikuwa dame wa ubabini na kule sijui Kileleshwa..

So ikafika time we used to have phone sex na dame kusema ukweli alikuwa na sauti tamu...she sent me pic of her punani via Gmail aki masturbate na mm nikamtumia mdeki ya myne...Dame nilikuwa nsha boeka nayeye lakini kucheki picha ya senye nikasema hii lazima nirambe walae....

FFWD: nikaweza convince mama atokelezee na pale Bishan Plaza Westie (mtaa yangu baba)..alijipa akatokelezea...bila ku waste time nikaingiza yy apo Bishan kwa duka ya Ice cream tukule ttukibonga..dame alikuwa shy shy hivi lakini mm nam cheki sura eye contact lakini kinachenga..after kumaliza nikampeleka Burger hut which is jus opp Bishan..sasa hii Burger hut kwa wajuaji wa Westi akina @pamba hapa ni romance utembea buda boss..bila ku waste time nisham shika mkono and told her ziko soft kama velvet..dame bado anachenga eye contacT..held her by her chin up and told her niangilie baby, why hide yr sexy cute eyes frm me..Dame aka blush ....makosa kubwa hayo..blush in front of jerry baby boy when he tricked u with a false compliment is a bad move.nikajua bass hii box iko ndane!! she finished her double beef burger and kidogo jerry na romance yake ya uvako pretends zile za smthng is on yr cheek.chukua sorviette and pretend to wipe her while i pull her closer to me..clean her up alafu use my tongue to leak the false smthing on her cheek..kidogo nishapatana na mdomo...u all know ma snoggo mm ni mambo byad!! once am in your mouth ladies with my tongue mambo kwisha..ushaskia ma soft kiss kwa lips while still whispering to u how yr lips are mzuri alafu naingia sasa French..dame alikuwa ashamwaga

FFWD 2: Tushatoka Burgerhut sasa tuko mtaa SQ za servants wetu..nimepanuliwa..manze naingiza kichwa tuu dame kana wika kama umbwa ya Ocha.nakishow tulia tulia naingiza tuu kichwa..i swear i ruff rided dat chic like a nonsense bila CD bila Lube..i swear she was sweet very sweet..i still need her

FFWD 3 na ni ya mwisho...mm nikaenda majuu na our online Rship ilikuwa tuu bado lakini sikuwa haja nayeye si u get..ukisha tomba mtu hataki ujinga... So sasa R.ship yetu ilikuwa via whatsapp..dame ako zile za message refu refu lakini mm namjibu na one word replies ndo apate radar simtaki. Ok so juzi dame ameshika naree na mimi ati ame jam na mm na sasa ame ni block Whatsapp na mm nilikuwa narudi mtaa May---nimempigia simu kina nishow ati pls dont contact me again..nimekishow.hio coomer mami nishakula ni nn sasa? ame ni show sai sai ati i behave like a toddler...UMBWA YY
 
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Female Perspective

Guest
#6
That's the trend, huh! After Muclimbano I report to the villagers my kenyatalk sexcapades and Klost chronicles??? GROW UP!!

ION; Please post in English so that we can understand what you're saying....This Kile chiq could read all these nonsense? ADMIN; Can we have an over 30+ forum this shit is too kiddish!
 

Davidee

Village Elder
#11
Good narration shida ni hizo ma FFWD mob.The prose is good and the reference to fellow villagers makes it a excellent and verifiable.
 
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uwesmake

Guest
#14
@This is Gold STICK TO WRITING ABOUT YOUR MAUKI BROTHERS , STORIES ABOUT SEXCAPADES LEAVE TO THE VETERANS BECAUSE WE HAVE DISCOVERED YOU CAN NOT JOT A COHERENT ENGLISH SENTENCE . SO STICK TO KUWEKA PICHA KAMA ZILE ZA CUZ WAKO WA KITISURU
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
#16
LONG READ.
We All know we men chase after women and the women play hard to get lakini ukishampata the tables turn especially kama umeshaonja if u know wharr i mean? Anyway the reason am scribbing this is bcoz some chic i chased 4 some time is trying 2 show me maringo kiasi..this chic sitam mention lakini nilikutana nayeye Klist..kuna time Klist was down and peeps were introduced to FB pages like Klist kahawa chat and stuff,,, oldies if u kumbuka..anyway i flirted with one chic and an online R/ship began...mm ni mtu siwekangi mtu more than 2wks kabla ni tombe but this gal was special..tulikuwa tuu tuna chatt FB every other nite (ma inbox hivi) later on after a week tuka exchange numbers na saa ika start calling each other na SMS..whatsapp haikuwa imewasili so understand..shoree nilim beg tukutane lakini she was playing hard to get....Alikuwa dame wa ubabini na kule sijui Kileleshwa..

So ikafika time we used to have phone sex na dame kusema ukweli alikuwa na sauti tamu...she sent me pic of her punani via Gmail aki masturbate na mm nikamtumia mdeki ya myne...Dame nilikuwa nsha boeka nayeye lakini kucheki picha ya senye nikasema hii lazima nirambe walae....

FFWD: nikaweza convince mama atokelezee na pale Bishan Plaza Westie (mtaa yangu baba)..alijipa akatokelezea...bila ku waste time nikaingiza yy apo Bishan kwa duka ya Ice cream tukule ttukibonga..dame alikuwa shy shy hivi lakini mm nam cheki sura eye contact lakini kinachenga..after kumaliza nikampeleka Burger hut which is jus opp Bishan..sasa hii Burger hut kwa wajuaji wa Westi akina @pamba hapa ni romance utembea buda boss..bila ku waste time nisham shika mkono and told her ziko soft kama velvet..dame bado anachenga eye contacT..held her by her chin up and told her niangilie baby, why hide yr sexy cute eyes frm me..Dame aka blush ....makosa kubwa hayo..blush in front of jerry baby boy when he tricked u with a false compliment is a bad move.nikajua bass hii box iko ndane!! she finished her double beef burger and kidogo jerry na romance yake ya uvako pretends zile za smthng is on yr cheek.chukua sorviette and pretend to wipe her while i pull her closer to me..clean her up alafu use my tongue to leak the false smthing on her cheek..kidogo nishapatana na mdomo...u all know ma snoggo mm ni mambo byad!! once am in your mouth ladies with my tongue mambo kwisha..ushaskia ma soft kiss kwa lips while still whispering to u how yr lips are mzuri alafu naingia sasa French..dame alikuwa ashamwaga

FFWD 2: Tushatoka Burgerhut sasa tuko mtaa SQ za servants wetu..nimepanuliwa..manze naingiza kichwa tuu dame kana wika kama umbwa ya Ocha.nakishow tulia tulia naingiza tuu kichwa..i swear i ruff rided dat chic like a nonsense bila CD bila Lube..i swear she was sweet very sweet..i still need her

FFWD 3 na ni ya mwisho...mm nikaenda majuu na our online Rship ilikuwa tuu bado lakini sikuwa haja nayeye si u get..ukisha tomba mtu hataki ujinga... So sasa R.ship yetu ilikuwa via whatsapp..dame ako zile za message refu refu lakini mm namjibu na one word replies ndo apate radar simtaki. Ok so juzi dame ameshika naree na mimi ati ame jam na mm na sasa ame ni block Whatsapp na mm nilikuwa narudi mtaa May---nimempigia simu kina nishow ati pls dont contact me again..nimekishow.hio coomer mami nishakula ni nn sasa? ame ni show sai sai ati i behave like a toddler...UMBWA YY

FFWD......
Kutuweza kuibainisha hekaya hii kutakuhitaji uturidhishe sisi wanachama,wakurugenzi,wasajili na wanakamati wa KTalk kwa jinsi mojawapo wa njia zifuatazo;picha,video,ama shahidi moja.
Tungetaka pia kuwakumbusha waandishi wote kwamba mtahitajika kuandika hekaya zenu kwa lugha mbili tu; Kimombo au kwa Kiswahili. Lugha za mitaani zisizo fahamika na wengi wetu hazitakubalika kamwe ila zikiambatana na utafsiri.
Maafisa wetu wa KEB na majasusi hodari wataendelea kuipeleleza hekaya hii na kwa sasa itaendelea kuwa kwenye orodha ya "Hadithi na Hekaya za Kaka sungura" mpaka itakapo tii na kutimiza kanuni na Masharti yaliyoafikiwa na kukubalika na wanachama wote.
 

DI TICHA

Village Elder
#20
LONG READ.
We All know we men chase after women and the women play hard to get lakini ukishampata the tables turn especially kama umeshaonja if u know wharr i mean? Anyway the reason am scribbing this is bcoz some chic i chased 4 some time is trying 2 show me maringo kiasi..this chic sitam mention lakini nilikutana nayeye Klist..kuna time Klist was down and peeps were introduced to FB pages like Klist kahawa chat and stuff,,, oldies if u kumbuka..anyway i flirted with one chic and an online R/ship began...mm ni mtu siwekangi mtu more than 2wks kabla ni tombe but this gal was special..tulikuwa tuu tuna chatt FB every other nite (ma inbox hivi) later on after a week tuka exchange numbers na saa ika start calling each other na SMS..whatsapp haikuwa imewasili so understand..shoree nilim beg tukutane lakini she was playing hard to get....Alikuwa dame wa ubabini na kule sijui Kileleshwa..

So ikafika time we used to have phone sex na dame kusema ukweli alikuwa na sauti tamu...she sent me pic of her punani via Gmail aki masturbate na mm nikamtumia mdeki ya myne...Dame nilikuwa nsha boeka nayeye lakini kucheki picha ya senye nikasema hii lazima nirambe walae....

FFWD: nikaweza convince mama atokelezee na pale Bishan Plaza Westie (mtaa yangu baba)..alijipa akatokelezea...bila ku waste time nikaingiza yy apo Bishan kwa duka ya Ice cream tukule ttukibonga..dame alikuwa shy shy hivi lakini mm nam cheki sura eye contact lakini kinachenga..after kumaliza nikampeleka Burger hut which is jus opp Bishan..sasa hii Burger hut kwa wajuaji wa Westi akina @pamba hapa ni romance utembea buda boss..bila ku waste time nisham shika mkono and told her ziko soft kama velvet..dame bado anachenga eye contacT..held her by her chin up and told her niangilie baby, why hide yr sexy cute eyes frm me..Dame aka blush ....makosa kubwa hayo..blush in front of jerry baby boy when he tricked u with a false compliment is a bad move.nikajua bass hii box iko ndane!! she finished her double beef burger and kidogo jerry na romance yake ya uvako pretends zile za smthng is on yr cheek.chukua sorviette and pretend to wipe her while i pull her closer to me..clean her up alafu use my tongue to leak the false smthing on her cheek..kidogo nishapatana na mdomo...u all know ma snoggo mm ni mambo byad!! once am in your mouth ladies with my tongue mambo kwisha..ushaskia ma soft kiss kwa lips while still whispering to u how yr lips are mzuri alafu naingia sasa French..dame alikuwa ashamwaga

FFWD 2: Tushatoka Burgerhut sasa tuko mtaa SQ za servants wetu..nimepanuliwa..manze naingiza kichwa tuu dame kana wika kama umbwa ya Ocha.nakishow tulia tulia naingiza tuu kichwa..i swear i ruff rided dat chic like a nonsense bila CD bila Lube..i swear she was sweet very sweet..i still need her

FFWD 3 na ni ya mwisho...mm nikaenda majuu na our online Rship ilikuwa tuu bado lakini sikuwa haja nayeye si u get..ukisha tomba mtu hataki ujinga... So sasa R.ship yetu ilikuwa via whatsapp..dame ako zile za message refu refu lakini mm namjibu na one word replies ndo apate radar simtaki. Ok so juzi dame ameshika naree na mimi ati ame jam na mm na sasa ame ni block Whatsapp na mm nilikuwa narudi mtaa May---nimempigia simu kina nishow ati pls dont contact me again..nimekishow.hio coomer mami nishakula ni nn sasa? ame ni show sai sai ati i behave like a toddler...UMBWA YY
The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot whose just updated a long, stupid *********............., I think the name they were mentioning was yours......heard sumn like @This is Gold
 
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