Back in the days while growing up I had a childhood friend who is currently based in Arusha. I bumped into this nigger the other day and talked for long. Jamaa hata sahi ana familia. When the family topic came up I remembered what he underwent as a result of trusting in love.
Back in the day tukiwa class 7 hivi jamaa alikatia a chiq from the neighbouring hood and ngeus akakubali. Shida ilikua the chiq unleashing bearded meat reason she was a virgin. Ninja ika ambiwa itulie atapewa tu siku moja. Tukafanya KCPE watu wako very strong and they used to hang together a lot. I used to envy him at first juu alinitangulia kupata someone to call his chiq. However the story changed over the course of time juu mzigo hakuwai pewa which was not the case on my side. Me nlipata a chiq kitu form two na nkapewa countless times hadi ikakua kama avocado kwa menu ya @Kihii Kiaganu. Since jamaa akatie mrembo tukiwa primary akawa promised mzigo after ameclear fourth form. Love is stupid, jamaa aka kubali.
It happened that the chiq in question was two classes behind us so tukiwa class eight alikua six. My ninja was smart book wise so ali itwa Chavakali high school as I went to a different school. It also happened that the chiq was from a not so well family so she enrolled in a day school after KCPE. Holidays they used to meet, walk together, tell stories and do all the stupid things that come with teenage love. At form four me nlikua nisha kuwa in more than 5 relationships zingine successful zingine unsuccessful. Zile successful nlikua napewa mzigo. Unsuccessful ones zenye nlikua siwai nlikua na abort missions and life moves on. By form four my ninja and the chiq were still going strong and used to meet during holidays. Wakati si tunamringia how we’ve laid watoto wa wenyewe ye alikua zile za true love waits. Ignorance is bliss aisee.
It also happened that I had a neighbour who enrolled at Chavakali as a mono my nigger akiwa form three. So by form four jirani was in form two. As it occurred jirani developed medical complications towards the final weeks of third term and was sent home for intense medical care. In the same hood we had another hoodrat by the name Kevo. A form two dropout whose job was wizi ndogo na uongo kibao and was a bully too, just the typical bad boy. While growing up we used to go to the river to swim with Kevo. Kevo was a guy who was overly endowed but we feared him so no one could tell him but we used to chongoa him behind his back. So this Kevo established that nigger’s girlfriend was still factory wrapped and decided to unwrap mzigo. Jamaa na ukora yake went and katiad the chiq, dem akajifanya kukataa zile za I have a boyfriend, jamaa na uwongo zake promised her heaven and earth. Kiasi they started becoming an item, jamaa wa shule akasahauliwa. Jamaa akamdanganya hadi one of the best boutiques in town that specialized in female wear ni yao. Akamshow wataenda achague nguo anataka. Nigger did ground work mapema akaongea na msee wa kuuza akalipa before hand. Vile tu walifika kwa duka akampea trouser moja kali akamshow ni poa achukue watapatana majioni. Chiq akaona amepata a rich boyfriend. So ikafika time ya Kevo kupewa mzigo, akaomba keja karibu na kwa akina jirani. with all his astuteness akapewa mzigo. So this jirani happened to be home anacheza karata kando ya nyumba. Saa hio wanaskia tu nduru za dem. Zile za “Kevo unaniua” hadi shughuli ikaisha and the goods were unwrapped. The following week jirani was fit and resumed school. Alifika shule jioni and after preps aka ambia jamaa yaliojiri from what his intelligence had gathered.
My ninja was an A material but it hit him hardest then aliambiwa a week before amalize shule. It hit him hard very hard till he managed a paltry B-.
Disclaimer: usitake jua what followed next. Karma is a loyal bitch
wacha mchezo banaa. I wanna know
That is why I never ever believe in that stupid principle… ati true love waits…Ngui!!! Girls are like mangoes, As you wait for them to ripen Kevo eats them with salt n pepper
hehee maliza hekaya
Hii ni kama kukuliwa tortoise. Sigh!! :eek:
nipe like SV.
Karma is the most loyal bitch
:D:D:D “Factory wrapped”.
Hehehe, names have been changed to hide identity.
Me nlipata a chiq kitu form two na nkapewa countless times hadi ikakua kama avocado kwa menu ya ,@Kihii Kiaganu :D:D:D:D:D:D
One of the best hekayas now endelea cz I think virginity ni overrated
Gani hiyo hutaki kutaja? eshisiru “secondarr”, SSD ama St Dominic Savio’s?
Kijana maliza story, tunarudi job.
Mbona mambo ya madame yalikuwa inaffect watu shule…mimi sikuwahi sumbuliwa na teenage love…Lakini wasichana wa Kisumu Girls walikuwa sawa!
Efipangaria School for Slow Learners
Ati one of the best smh. Kwanza keti ----->
@Miss Finest Wine hii ndio maana nasema watu wapendane mapema, they get their hearts broken mapema wajue vile dunia iko so wewe pia wachana na nephew wako apendane…
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lakini mimi kuna boy wangu dem alimwambia atakula vitu tu akihama kwao aende kwake, nilimwambia siku atahama ataambiwa angojee amuoe kwanza and many more ad infinitum
Nvs kujeni muone hekaya mufti sio ujinga munaleta hapa