My Crush

[Ebonycurves]

I can no longer stay away from my crush. I have tried. I find this mechanic friend of ours so hot. I keep fantasizing...you know...
Could be his large, greasy hands, his oil covered overalls or the wd40 like smell... I find myself incredibly turned on when he is around..
The problem is I don't know how I can be alone with him without raising suspicion..
Our cars are in perfect working order..so can't ask him to fix them..
I wonder if I pretended to hear a 'noise' from the engine when I am near his place and get him to have a look.. maybe he can even look under my bonnet

 

[Eddy Bear]

So you are married?

 

[fisi fc]

@introvert kuna kazi

 

[Eng'iti]

@introvert kuna kazi

Kwa macho ya @introvert huyu ni bingwa

 

[Ebonycurves]

So you are married?

Where is this leading?

 

[Ebonycurves]

Kwa macho ya @introvert huyu ni bingwa

Unalipwa ngapi kuwa spokesman

 

[david mugo]

take a knife n flat yr tyres

 

[Langat]

wd40

Keep hanging near them garages, they'll give you the right lubricants when they finally smell the right juices

 

[Eddy Bear]

Where is this leading?

You keep mentioning "we " in your post.....thats how married people talk.

 

[Alchemist]

Which bonnet are you talking about? Ama ni zote? @introvert unaitwa.

 

[LeoK]

Reke ciume na ene!

 

[Ebonycurves]

You keep mentioning "we " in your post.....thats how married people talk.

I have a partner

 

[chez]

When you talk of bonet and you are a volks wagon

 

[Ebonycurves]

Which bonnet are you talking about? Ama ni zote? @introvert unaitwa.

The car's... but mine mostly

 

[Ebonycurves]

When you talk of bonet and you are a volks wagon

Get that mind out of the gutter

 

[chez]

When you talk of bonet and you are a volks wagon

 

[M2Random]

Ningesema ni @introvert lakini kipara inakataa. Isn't this the girl who said that her man does all the cooking and she wears the pants in that union?

 

[mututho wa kk]

Siku moja ni wewe uta lala chini ya your car bonnet.

 

[uwesmake]

@Ebonycurves = Malaya . Tuwekee zile palms za Iguana

 

[It's Le Scumbag]

I can no longer stay away from my crush. I have tried. I find this mechanic friend of ours so hot. I keep fantasizing...you know...
Could be his large, greasy hands, his oil covered overalls or the wd40 like smell... I find myself incredibly turned on when he is around..
The problem is I don't know how I can be alone with him without raising suspicion..
Our cars are in perfect working order..so can't ask him to fix them..
I wonder if I pretended to hear a 'noise' from the engine when I am near his place and get him to have a look.. maybe he can even look under my bonnet

Good luck. I hope they do not run you out of town like they did when I declared my love for a crush...