My Daily Atheist Meme

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prayers arent free they will cost you one bob in every ten you earn

they cost that to increase chances of them being considered

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So god takes 34.294 % as commission after blessing you. Hiyo si ni kama kujiibia?

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if gods owns even mars why does he want my meager ten percent?

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i have no idea how you came up with that % but read malachi 3:10 ama nikupee namba ya pottasium per manganate

You do not get it. An insecure partner in a relationship needs one to constantly assure him of their commitment in several ways.

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I thought you were a troll so I just wanted to mess with you.

singing praises and kneeling before her.
what if she asks if she is fat?

i am a troll but not stupid,nice try though you might do better next time.
keep on trying

You say My love for you is growing in equal proportions

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she will tell you you are lying,that you loved her when she was thinner

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Walimu wamelipwa?

ujue uwalipe?

Kuna msee ako na deni yangu na ni mwalimu

kwani unataka kumwitisha online? unamwogopa?

Labda anataka kutoka mbio na salo ya mmoja.

unasema huyu jamaa ako na dna ya matheri na wanugu?

already ww ni village elder, unakampeinia kua mod, village robot ama admin?? Ama unawaste tym apa ndio usiku ifike uende kupiga watu ngeta?
P.S. Sijataja mtu

Pliz exclude @Atheismo from the guessing list. I know he aint an idle guy.