Wazito…hawa vijana wakikulishwa copper na akina Hessy hapana lia hapa ati human rights.
One weekend nimeenda na now my wife and my bros to a reggae club hapo Utawala. Tumechapa dobah ile wazimu. Then me and my wife had to leave kwenda home as it was getting too late. Kufika home…tunapata bro amebaki na keys za main gate kwa club. So we discuss na wife. Twende motel ama turudie keys. Tukaamua kurudia keys as we can sleep longer at home. Nikangurumisha ndai hadi kwa club. Kufika nikakuta ni kama club imefungwa as the main door had been pulled down. But nje kuna wasee wamesimama by the entrance. Nikaambia wife aningoje kwa gari as i go ask if my bro amebleki ndani ama bado ako ndani. Told wife to lock herself inside the car. Nikatoka…am approaching the main entrance…so nikauliza afew guys hapo nje kama club imefungwa ama wasee bado wako ndani. Guy tells me rudely that he doesn’t work there so niulize hapo kwa mlango. Nikamshow haina problem and started heading towards the door. Then all of a sudden same guy who answered me rudely akasema ,“bro mbona umeniita umbwa!?”. I think its a joke and shrug it off that sijamwita umbwa. Jamaa akaanza kunifuata akidai ati hakuna vile naweza mwita umbwa. Mimi nikafika kwa mlango. They were letting people out one by one. So nikaingia nikakosa bro. Nikitoka nje napatana na the same small guy. Akadai nilimwita umbwa bure. Nikajua inaweza kuwa trap so nikakuwa humble nikamshow sikumwita umbwa by any means and if alisikia kama nimemwita umbwa namwomba msamaha kama mwanaume story iishe. While am dealing na huyu kijanaa… Kidogo another guy (they were together) takes interest in the scene. Hes approaching us. I think he’s coming to bail me out that sikutusi his buddy as they were standing outside together. Surprise!!! Nikasikia the 2nd guy say," ati wewe umeita bro yangu umbwa? Aje???". Nikajua am cornered. Nikajaribu ku explain i didn’t. They don’t wanna hear it. Nikaanza ku approach gari nijitoe. The 1st guy blocks me…ako mbele yangu. Like face to face. Kwa mfuko niko na Samsung galaxy edge ya wife, simu ya bro, simu yangu na cash. Nikajua wanataka kuniibia. Nikijitetea hivi…jamaa akanichapa heady out of nowhere. He held the back of my head (kisogo). Akainamisha kichwa yake. Akavuta kichwa yangu. My face on top of his head. Nikaona stars.!!! Started bleeding like fucck!!! Blood all over.My upper lip deeply cut!!! Nikajua kamenuka. The 2nd guy joins in na ameanza kunishika shirt wakinivuta to the dark alley on the side of the club. Mind you there are other guys standing around but they are not helping. Mimi nikajam nikajua i have to try my best. Wananivuta towards the alley mimi nawavuta towards my parked car. Wife ameshtuka. Anaona hubby akihandwa but she can’t do anything. Ushai kuwa kwa danger mwili inakupatia nguvu hujawai kuwa nayo? Nikapambana na wajamaa hadi nikafikia gari. Wife akafungua mlango. Nikakalia kiti ya dere. Wajamaa wakashikilia mlango so i couldn’t close it. Wife is sympathizing with them to leave me alone and she’s sorry for everything. Nikangurumisha gari. Wajamaa bado wameshikilia mlango. Jamaa akaingiza mkono kwa his inner pocket ya mbwenya alikuwa amevaa…nikajua either ni kisu ama bunduki anataka kutoa. I put the car on Drive and hammered the accelerator to the floor. Yaani pedal to the metal. Hivo ndio nilichomoka mlango ya dere ikiwa open. Hata sikulala that night. Kutetemeka kama chameleon on a feeble twig during a storm. So we ended up in the hotel…better tungeenda tu vile tulifikiria about it. Wasee!!! The guy who head butted me was so young i say. But there was nothing i could have done. Waliona ni mimi tu na wife tulikuwa kwa gari. Saw my swollen pockets with phone and wallet wakajua wamepata victim. From that day…hawa vijanaa wa gaza wakilimwa marisasi na hessy mimi hubambika sana. No mercy for them. Wakule pamba…meffi wao. Nikiingia club nione those guys na tukofia wamekunja funny na trousers wameswallow fupi fupi natokanga. Stay safe wazito
Hao watu ni wanyama
Hufai kuambia watu aibu kaa hizi mshenzi
avoid some clubs…they are definitely patrons there
Mistake number one.
An extremely sad state of affairs…I cant imagine how Nairobi will look like in the next 10 to 30 years unemployment, insecurity, terrorism, waah… it is high time the government considers another Administrative centre
Pole mjamaa. Pia mimi juzi nikiwa tao niliskia msee amenitap. My rule no. 1 inakuwanga kulenga wasee wanataka kuniongelesha na siwajui especially mahali kama tao. Nikalenga. Kidogo kidogo nikaskia msee amenitap tena lakini na nguvu. Nikalenga tena. Nikajua hawa wasee ni wagondi. Kwanza nilikuwa on the wrong side of Moi avenue. Ilikuwa kitu kama 8 usiku. Nikaskia msee ananiongelesha kama amekasirika ati mbona nawalenga. Nikajua hapa nikianza kudebate na hawa wasee kwisha mimi. Ni kama walinusa nilikuwa na mkwanja juu enyewe hiyo siku kuna ka-deal kalikuwa kameivana. Vile niliwatoka najua hadi leo hao maboi hucheka wakikumbushana. Nilikimbia kama Bolt huko Luthuli hadi nikafika pale junction ya Tom Mboya ndio nilisimamia. Uzuri hawakunifuata.
It may have been ‘un-manly’ but at least I got home in one piece.
It’s not the first time I’m encountering such thugs in the same vicinity. Back in the day nilipigwa ngeta proper nikitoka Tahiti. Nikaapa never to stop and reason. Flight sasa ndizo zangu. Fight niliachia ma fast bodi.
Avoid those reggae clubs and negotiating with fools.
Flight pia Ni noma unaeza pigwaa risasi Ama mob justice
Wacha ikuwe hivyo lakini sitajipeleka kichinjio nikiona.
Pole, ogopa hao.
There is no unmanly thing about saving your life and getting home in one piece. I have only heard of Iron Man and the so called heroes in movies and never in real life. The real life heroes are six feet deep, having came fact to face with the other end of a gun or a knife. Stay safe
Mimi nikiwa brothelhopping , huwa na park moi avenue ndio niingie downtown in the wee hours huwa nimeweka sura ya kazi na vile Mimi Ni mrefu I think huwa wanafikiria Mimi Ni karau hawajawai nisumbua.
Personally I believe in math, so I prefer to move in a pack.
Four knuckles are better than two any faqin day
Midget,achana na fantasies:D
Mimi ni Bahati tu. Whenever the situation arises, I will decide flight or fight. But CBD after 7 looks quiet but trouble awaits.
Mistake number 2
Mistake number 3
Wanaume mna joto sana, yaani you know very well hizi clubs zina visanga usiku usiku na wewe unaenda club kuzidisha na new wife? Kwani haumpendi?
funny thing is how those guys hukubeba kila kitu but kwa mfuko moja unapata fare. atleast unenda home ukireflect na mbele. one time wallet yangu na phone zilienda ivo pale luthuliat 3am.