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madova

madova

Village Elder
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A long time buddy requested to be housed by me as he trying to sort himself.
I let him in and gave him the seconf bedroom.
All has been well until last night.
We went for a drink from afternoon since it was a holiday these ends.
By 10pm i decided to go home and rest while he decided to sample some club.
Come 4am the fellow turns up thought he was alone but i was wrong.
A chips funga was in tow.
Well what went down after five minutes was hell for me.
Soundtracks were playing right left and centre with cooling breaks.
I felt like knocking the door and ask them to tone it down.
I couldnt sleep any longer as the fellow fired the lady for fucking four rounds then he snored.
The dudes cell aint going through and it got me thinking is my house still safe though i left locked.
Please note we have separate keys to my crib.
By the time i left for work the dude was still snoring.
Since am out of this town working cant wait to go back home nione kama tulioshwa.
Am anxious now.
Have you ever housed such fellows?
 
Ice_Cube

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
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noma what was the time period for housing him, if he can afford to maintain even a single room he should be out the door. Its not a must he stays in a 20k a month house, he can as well take a single room ya 3500 ajijenge pole pole na huko atakamua malaya kila wakati akitaka na akiibiwa itakua vitu zake pekee
 
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Purr_27

Purr_27

Village Elder
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[QUOTE="madova, post: 65038, member: 1087"

"I couldnt sleep any longer as the fellow fired the lady for fucking four rounds then he snored"

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How does a person do 4 rounds o_Oo_O, @madova am unable to have a roommate I guess I like my privacy
 
DI TICHA

DI TICHA

Village Elder
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Umesahu kusema 4 fucking HAWT rounds....Chunguza kwanza if the fired pu**y is now a martyr, if alive and kicking letea yeye mwingine na wewe uzidi na 5 wives kama bado huwes funga pia.....Lazima kuna vile tabia zenu ni same only that hiyo siku hukufunga chipo........that's why he had the guts to bring a chipo to yo crib
 
Purr_27

Purr_27

Village Elder
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DI TICHA said:
Umesahu kusema 4 fucking HAWT rounds....Chunguza kwanza if the fired pu**y is now a martyr, if alive and kicking letea yeye mwingine na wewe uzidi na 5 wives kama bado huwes funga pia.....Lazima kuna vile tabia zenu ni same only that hiyo siku hukufunga chipo........that's why he had the guts to bring a chipo to yo crib
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Niki gikoragwo kiiru nawe..:confused::confused:
 
madova

madova

Village Elder
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@Ice-cube,The count down begins.
@Okiya,Yeah thats how the shit went down man.
@Purr_27,Guess he was high on some stuff.I literally counted them.Me too untill i welcomed the fellow.
@DI TICHA,Mimi siwezi funga buda.it aint my personality n neither did i have proir info about it.oooh yes am pissed.
@Electronics4u,Wacha kujifanya buda kwani unafikiria ni za boxing?
@Alchemist,Wallahi si bangi wala ndogogio.
 
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