My Journey to Thessaloniki, Greece (Loilo)

Today I had the pressure to spade my day with an esteemed Greek client. Mr Gathecadopoulos called me at the start of the week to tell me how one Njogufianakis, the IT guy wants to shaft the church based self-help group up the rear through fraudulent activities. That the guy (Njogufianakis) had copied crucial group records, deleted them from the primary computer and added a password to it before ingiraring mitarakwa-ini (That’s how Mr Gathecadopoulos actually speaks without the intention to be funny. A concoction of Swahili, English and Greek yet he is a very educated tycoon so you just know)

So I had to take the next raft (Lopha Travellers) across the Mediterranean on my journey to Ruiru aka Thessaloniki. Funny thing is makanga wa meli kept calling the place Loilo hadi nikashuku kama am on the right raft. So nliuliza mlady flani hapo kando kama gari ni ya Ruiru. Akacheka sana.
The Journey to Thesaloniki reminded me of my days at Juja Boys, and Roysambu thereafter. I was robbed at gun point in Roysa, hekaya iko kwa archives hapa. Then I remembered ule jamaa wa rugby ameminywa ndengu juzi pale Sandton. I had to close my eyes for a while. Kufungua macho hivi, nacheki Githu, the Real-Life Garrison with military grade thugs. It still holds the title as The eyesore of the super highway. Tuyaache hayo.

Fast foward, tumeingia Loilo (What happens to the R and the U, dear greeks). Miaka yote nlikua Juja Boys na nikaishi Thika Rd, sijawai Ingia Ruiru Town. I used to think it’s just another dusty small town but alas, I was surprised. By Kenyan Standards, its quite a sizeable town. Better part was, there is no smell of politics in the Air, apart from a few Kabogo postas I saw here and there. (By the way nliona Isaack Mwaura tao na marinda marinda hivi, agbada agbada like this…how is Ruiru taking him ?).

Mbisha
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inje ya Loilo police, Hio story ilikua ngori (migunda manenos)

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Mimi sio snitch. Nlienda tu hustle. Nkawasort Data zao, nikawa-rutira wira wega, thogora nikawasort ile njega…maundu ma wojoria, eeh (disclaimer to non-greeks : polish your vocabulary with business friendly greek terms to do business more easily in greece).

Lakini I don’t know why I have this feeling but hio fraudster inashift from githeghetti to just githeri soonest.
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LUNCH

After kazi, I enjoyed great Greek gourmet that included a mix of Githeri ya Minji, Nyama, Cabbage, Saga, Dhannia Waru,and carrot. At the request of my host, Mr Gathecadopoulos. Tamu sana:D:D. Balanced diet muhimu sana, so the greeks have it all in one sitting. My body is still confused hadi sai trying to figure out which nutrients come from what.

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Had quite a great time at Ruiru aka Thessaloniki aka Loilo. For now acha nikunywe maji moto ya chumvi.

hakuna nyama loilo? :frowning:

Nyama ilikua kwa hio food, nlikua nishaiminya

That food looks nauseating, this is the kind of food that makes a wife wake up with a black eye in the morning

And femininja or not…I would support you. Imenichafua roho.

Yani hio yote ni kudescribe a small place. Anyway hope sahizi unasafisha maithoo kwa hio club kando ya mathighs supamaket

Snippet: If you ever have to eat food that your not sure of its provenance,ask for lemons and sprinkle the lemon juice on the food…

Hio githegetti inataka kuharibu appetite
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jesu, itabidi I restart my machine now

Ucho!! wewe napiga bibi juu ya chakula? Simply take a picture of the food, print it and post it in the kitchen. wall with a red warning written ‘DANGER!!! DO NOT ATTEMPT’ and all will be well

That food is very balanced

Kwani hio githeri ilikuwa tamu aje mpaka you had to add another plate? Naona hio ya kwanza iko na spaghetti. Mimi nikapikiwa mashakura kama hio naweza pereka mtu kwa chief.

:D:D:D Mashakura. Hio ad iko mbele ka mfuko wa shati.

Fixed for you.

To bleach it?

Mtu wagu uko na kipawa

Faga the best food is the most un-appealing and tasteless.

Ati githeri na spaghetti ni GITHERI-RASTA

Hio mashakura ni msito , crate ya tusker unakanyaga stressfree