My Mini-Hekaya.

Yestreday i flew here in Mombasa, my company want me to finish developing an app for a service we will be lauching before Christmas. And so they have paid for me an all expenses paid-holiday trip to Diani for 5 days. My girl could not come with me, she is working, she will only be joining me on Friday night, i thought about carrying my sidechick but i reasoned it wont be any fun going with her for i have done literally anything with her, i need an adventoruos stay, so, i got here…got into my hotel and got down to work, around 4 a.m i was almost 50% into the whole project, that gives me the whole of today to rest and hunt for a wuss…so today i woke early, went and had my breakfast , then jumpped into a pool for kendo 30 minutes. My targer today is to lay 3 girls, no polo*, all of them should be good girls, so, am right now armed with a hiv testing kit and a box of Kamasutra sacks ready for today, on my work whatsap group several guys have givenbme contacts for either friends or girls they know from around. Now, am on balcony of my hotel room waiting for one Taita girl coming all the way from Mombasa town, she had to ask for a sick leave to come see me. I will continue with this Hekaya in the afternoon. Here is the Mbisha of my view right now.
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Waiting for part 2

True fisi:D:D
They say: Hamna haja ya kubeba ndizi wakati una visit Kisiiland (if you know what i mean)

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If you want more girls go to facebook and look for chics in mombasa. You can find them easily for example search for Kenyatta university mombasa campus or UoN mombasa. Add all the chics you like. Some of them will accept. On accepting, chat with them, tell them that your company is sending you to coast for an assignment and you were looking for a friend since you don’t the area well. In a sample of 10 chics, lazima upate

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Making an app in 5 days? Na ni ya campuni? Kwani ni app type gani hiyo?

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part two ikuje sasa and there is no need to carry maize flour when going to Kakamega waste of space

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huyu @Hacktivist amesound bonoko,sio kama ule wa klist

Not five days. Si ashaa maliza 50% in the first night

huyu @Hacktivist amesound bonoko,sio kama ule wa klist

mambo za app kuchukua siku tano sio the point ya hii hekaya wacha atusimulie hata kama alienda kusafisha cruise ship hiyo si shida. Let the nigga bring the hekaya ama kama mna other accurate hekayas wekeni mchangamshe kijiji

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My targer today is to lay 3 girls,
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she had to ask for a sick leave to come see me.

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Waiting…

Following, ongeza mbisha hata kama ni scan ya hio sick leave

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hehe pia mimi nangoja

Mboss weh , tafuta Chobingo forest, as it is famously known in Ukunda town, Kwale County. Its a bush brothel where sex retails from Sh50 bob. You get Digo and Duruma women wamejifunga lesos, ukibargain anakupeleka to the nearest bush, green lodging manenos. The downside is you might get termites/ants on your butthole, depending on your sexual position.

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Huyu @Hacktivist amehack kauongo mahali. Waiting for episode 2

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Hiyo sick leave ni ya ukweli…utaletewa e-coli of the vagina supercharged with gonorrhea-flu.

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part two waiting.
with pictures

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