My neighbour Onyango left the house looking like this

Onyango left the house this morning looking like this. I asked him where he was going and he told me to mind my business.
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Tuliona before chilobye became chilobae

Kabla nyoka wajue Hata kutambaa ni mwendo

Before the chicken or the egg.

Kabla Daniel Moi ajoin Kapsabet High School

Enzi za Matiba akiwa KFF

Akothee akiwa mboch bado

kabla safcom waibe kura

WakuMbwa si huyu ni afande @pamba @pumbu before aibiwe simu…na before apige kura yake kwa babuon

when the tower of Babel was one storey tall

  1. Ongelesha mimi ukitumia title na handle
    2.Never wasted my time to vote for immature politicians even though I’m nasad
  2. Mulipigana mujue nitakua least affected na allowance yangu ya overtime itaongezeka,nomination tulikula ten ,tunangoja another ten ya nane nane,26th ingine …endeleeni.

Hizo ndizo huitwa spoils of war? :smiley:

Kabla nikuwe purr_27

Mzee Kenyatta akiwa kihii

Governor Waititu akiwa student leader Punjab university.

Ongeza hapo by elections naona nikilipa fees ya mtoi anaingia form one bila stress .

Wueeh! Not bad.

Kabogo akijiita Chauffeur

Madam stima ikilost na uko off till monday hapo ndio unajua Saitani ametuma agents wake wote kwa wallet yako na afya yako,nimeleft kuanza pombe .

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