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My new Muffler Makes my balls bigger!!

#1
After years of tradeins i finally was able to buy a car that can be straght piped! So this imprezza can roar and i cant help flooring the pedal each time i am on Thika rd.

The rummble just makes me feel manly, sijui nianze gym? nataka kufunga hewa pia niende grogan nitengenezewe spoiler. Cant help kifukuzana na masubaru on the highway, the exhaust makes this thing pull kama gari ya turbo. Ive been getting some looks from a few neighbor ladies ata nashuku wananitaka. Exhaust Kubwa mambo yote!!! Sasa wacha nitoke Tribecca niende nyumbani niwashe alarm ya majirani!!
 

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patco

Village Sponsor
#11
Wacha kutudanganya. Ni kama unaongea kuhusu Subaru ya jirani yako. Superhighway huwezi pitisha 100kph unless you are KENHA, NTSA or Ambulance
Wewe ndio hujawai floor. Kwanza ile flyover ya roysambu unachapa huto tustrip huko juu unashika center lane unaikanyaga yote towards githurai and hope to Christ you don't fly off or take off at that black spot corner. I once saw an ageing bmw x5 literally take flight wheels off the road. huyo mtu kama alifika ni Mungu. nadhani alikuwa anakimbilia kuma.
 

Mathaais

Village Chief
#15
Was I drunk or didn't I see a Ferrari advert on local TV screens yesterday before 7pm news?
Who would even think of doing such adverts in Kenya?
 
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