My sex life....

Ok i can recall sex yangu ya kwanza i was 19yrs old and the gal alikua tu poko… nilikuanga natoka shop ma tym za 8 pm apo… ndo nkakutana nayeye kwa roadi so ilianza tu ivi ujinga ujinga kidogo kidogo ivi we went kwa railway tracks apo ndo nilinyofolea totoise… ok so ndo sasa nikuje ku release walai i tell you juu nilikua na slippers kuna vile zilianza kuclap mguu then hii vidole za mguu zinkang’oa mawe za reli na nyasi kiasi… sasa vile nimemwaga kabisa train ilipiga horn from a distance nikastuka nikamshuka araka kuruka reli sijui magoti ilisha nguvu nika anguka kwa side tena apo nikiwa chini nikamwaga tena… bla bla bla… aki those were the damn days… so what’s your story nyinyi mumlelewa kwa udosi???

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Ala kabia kaka

Nmecheka yangu yote … Ati your toes ziling’oa mawe za rail? Villagers mko tu sawa

I don’t know how but hapo mawe nilizitoa kwa vidole katikati

Don’t try

Pleasure of the moment . very much allowed :D:D

Hii kiKisii ya ‘NKaenda…NKarudi…NKaona’…when was it sneaked into ‘mainstream sheng’ na ni watoto wa lini did this injustice?:smiley:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Hivyo ndivyo ulisikia siku ya kwanza? :smiley:

kuna ka-earthquake hivi kanashikaga mtu:D:D:D:D:D:D

True, can relate…:D:D:D:D:D:D[SIZE=1] (sorry what am I saying now!)[/SIZE]

Ulimshuka style gani?

Teke teke kaka… train budah inakuanga na horn ingine unaskia inapigia ndani ya roho

:D:D:D:D:D:D

ati ukamwaga tena,killed me

Eh buda…nilianguka nikamwaga nguvu zikaishia hapo

mimi niliingia mboch kwa mkia juu niliangalia kuma nikafikiria ni birth defeckt haikunikalia legal ilikuwa imebomoka na malips na aishhh wacha tuu

Heheh ata wewe utakangi ujinga… noma sana kaka