Nairobi girls/woman

She is not like the humble Wanjirus I was used to back in Makuyu-Murang’a.
The Nairobi woman loves pain, she loves to be pricked, you will find her face with many rivets, screws and bolts that she calls earrings, nose rings, eyebrow rings, tongue rings, lip rings etc and she complains of violence against women while she violates herself.
The Nairobi woman earns a salary of 10k yet she stays in a bungalow worth 40k… u wonder how she raises the rent.
She will always have flu yet she has no idea that KenKnit still makes sweaters that can keep her warm.
Well, she made the petticoat extinct and now she is working on eliminating the bra and she will complain that men are ogling at her breasts…though she is as broke as a church mouse , you will ALWAYS find her at Java…
Where I come from, ‘going out’ means going to the toilet at night but to the Nairobi woman it is galloping from one club to the other with her gang of confused girls… this woman shocks me.
Other women would be proud to share their bed with a child but this woman has a brood of ugly teddy bears named after her exes that she tells stories of her escapades …’you see Johny, today this jamaa angaliad me and I angaliad him so we angaliad each other’… I be like WTF!!!
Now picture this. She cares about her artificial hair more than she cares about her head… she would rather suffocate herself with a polythene bag than see water drop on the ugly stinking weave. When she goes to sleep, the stocking on her head makes mosquitoes think it is Halloween. Heck, they don’t even need the Doom advert to feel scared.
This woman would tell you she is ‘watching her weight’ when she is watching the plate full of chips and half chicken that she is gallantly gobbling down her throat at KFC … The Nairobi woman would rather quench her thirst with Smirnoff than cold water…
And she does not feel hungry either, she gets a craving. This craving at times makes her think ice cream is a meal!
You may think she loves rings but try to put a wedding ring on her finger and her gang of girls will make her disappear without a trace…

The fact that hawavai petticoat/Kamisi is the singlemost annoying thing ever

Ata wengine Siku hizi hawavai suruali,pantie.

Talking to you and chatting with other men, talk about multitasking!

Yah,they don’t believe you are an item while you are dating them

Annoying why?

Without Kamisi, They walk around leaving nothing to imagination

Lost jobs when the petticoat factory closed.

why do you want to tire yourself imagining. Asha raia wasafishe mecho

Eeeeh while i am not a nairobi woman - going by the description above , can you be fair and write one on the nairobi man, who says ‘you guy jana we lewad’

hiyo nitakuachia ama uambie @pamba na @uwesmake. I don’t sample men

Thats a special breed those are not part of us. Really irritating pieces of shit who laugh at the slightest provocation alafu wanacheka off key and very loud.

A bra is not that much threatened since most chics with heavy boobs must secure them.
The item that’s fast dissappearing from their wardrobe is the panty. It’s only worn during that one must wear week.

hujawai peleka kienyeji date alafu ukipapasa chiero unagusa nunu kavu. its very disappointing as you fall into a dilemma,huyu in mcambondia ama amekuwa ready

Acknowledge your source up there

Hwat are you saying?

Interesting, Cheza chini kabla ladies in the village wakuje

Aii…wewe unaweka positives tena

Naongeza uchambuzi

Hujawahi kutana na wa ushago ana kamisi, biker na pant…na kila moja ukitoa ni vita