Nairobi phone snatchers. It's a big business. Kaa chonjo!

[SIZE=5]This is a big stealing operation with many players. The traffic cops clearly seem very unconcerned. Nairobi is a real shit hole. Ni kama huyo saddam huwa anasifiwa bure. Meffi yeye :[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Meanwhile in Germany Mercedes, BMW na Porsche zimeumizwa sana na floods. I saw a brand new latest Merc S class ile iko na touch screen inatoshana na TV ikifanya breast stroke kisha ikachapishwa ukuta into nothingness.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]These below are brand spanking new Porsche cars. Na juu mzungu hawezi tumia gari kama hizi, zitaoshwa vizuri na omo, kisha ziwekwe kitambaa mpya zikuje zi dumpiwe Nairobi, wajaluo wanunue. True story.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]We all know that an okuyu like Mbitika can never buy a Porsche even if it was free. Akienda sana sana sana… ni harrier. Ya 2014. Sio ya 2018.[/SIZE]

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apo kwa heasstart… yada yada yada
cue Singapore which doesn’t make such bullshit excuses

Shape-shifting @johntez addi gaza msafi You’re not as dexterous as you think you are. All those attempts na bado ukaambulia nunge! Quit embarrassing yourself and cretins like you. You should’ve been tased into oblivion.

Kwanza without the Marshall Plan sijui Germany wangekuwa wapi.