So si jana i went to that popular club along Ngong rd where usipichunga utapata umemulikwa na Paparazzi on Monday morning about your escapades during the weekend on their FB page. Anyway, thats besides the point, i want to support @Andrew Kibe on Thrashing these Nairobi mamas, we need some sanity in these narrow streets.
So jana after fighting off some useless troll elders aka @uwesmake na the biggest Gaylord this side of Africa @S.P , took two shots of house Vodka, got into my cheapass jalopy and cruised from JTown to Ngong rd. Fikad at around 11, and if youve been to one of these mainstream clubs, this is when the party starts.
The counter is my favorite spot, hapo you get to scan everyone and pia you get quick service. So this mama approaches me, na since my pee incident over the weekend ive been very particular about these forward mamas, this time mtu anaeza nikunia kwa bed. So whats interesting is this chic had a Nigerian Accent bana. Nice looking dark and curvy girl. We talked and exchanged numbers, i was so thrilled i would be banging this chic soon. Sasa today, at the office nikingoja muhindi atoke pia nitoke, i was following some rubbish story on Group Kenya on Fb and i spot this chic, now kuchunguza profile this mama is infact a Kenyan na alikua anabomoa kijaka vibaya sana kwa hio comment with her fellow SQs.
Why? Nairobi ladies why? I also think i was a few days away from being conned/swindled. Juu she dint come of as a hooker, so its not like she was adding value to whatever garbage she was selling.