Iko namna hii, brary fwaken siet chieth nairobians. What fuacking bisness do you shiet heads have coming to coast this early in Dec. Cant you Guoks just wait to come over during chrismas weekend like all normal nairobi tourists do. What the hell do you need to come here this early for. Pliz, hata mkija on 25, pirates haihami, you will still get your tire tubes floaters and go flog jump in knee high water like you all nut cases do. Haina haja kuja kutuwekea jam hapa the whole day and evening , driving your KBJ Toyotas and speaking your silly sheng asking kama madafu ni Alcoholic. Meruu Guok. We cant even deliver Tomatoe sauce in time to the restaurants coz you animals are everywhere.
This is not a request… Its a directive from the bonafide deputy assistant interim stand-in vice chair of Coast billionaire Aspirants… Hear you all… Go back to you trafic clogged city, stay put hadi 23rd jioni. Then come in droves…
For now, just get out of mombasa puliiz. Shipoto