Nairobians karibieni , chieth

Iko namna hii, brary fwaken siet chieth nairobians. What fuacking bisness do you shiet heads have coming to coast this early in Dec. Cant you Guoks just wait to come over during chrismas weekend like all normal nairobi tourists do. What the hell do you need to come here this early for. Pliz, hata mkija on 25, pirates haihami, you will still get your tire tubes floaters and go flog jump in knee high water like you all nut cases do. Haina haja kuja kutuwekea jam hapa the whole day and evening , driving your KBJ Toyotas and speaking your silly sheng asking kama madafu ni Alcoholic. Meruu Guok. We cant even deliver Tomatoe sauce in time to the restaurants coz you animals are everywhere.

This is not a request… Its a directive from the bonafide deputy assistant interim stand-in vice chair of Coast billionaire Aspirants… Hear you all… Go back to you trafic clogged city, stay put hadi 23rd jioni. Then come in droves…
For now, just get out of mombasa puliiz. Shipoto

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Am suddenly reminded about narok. The faggots fighting are actually kikuyus fighting newbeis kikuyus! smh.

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shipotwa

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umeingia MRC?

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Mombatha ni yanyu mugakomborithia kanju

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Umejuaaje nakuja momabatha 23rd…you must be à genius

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Upuus

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Shenji

Is it true @Kasighau that wewe hunoa kisu using your foot? Just curious

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where in Narok matapaka…where Niko humu Na Hanna vita labda in your warped brain

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Waaambiee waskie

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Hehehe. Toeni hizi NZE hapa coast, mnatuharibia swag

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Mbirionares wakifika huko utawajua.Kwa sasa tuko mbiiisy.

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Lakini kujeni and keep beach boys extremely busy

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:smiley: i didnt know what that was until i inserted accent ya Keter…:smiley:

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Shiny eyes detected.

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nairobi wiki ya christmas barabara zinakuanga clear sana no traffic at all

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Shipoto

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M4 has gone beyond native, hata MRC looks mild now.:D:D:D

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