Nakuru

Nimejipata nakuru Tena for two nights starting tonight. Advice on any good/safe rungu washing place or massage parlour will be appreciated. I won’t return a dirty rungu to Nairobi!

Hakuna hata mbicha ya flamingo ,my fren

Hata ile sanamu street light ilibakishwa na Gikaria.

…hahaha that’s a good one

Mujamaa unafaa kuowa. Ukienda hizi safari zako unabeba pipi, no need to be biten by the head …

Wewe uko na khupipi wako kwa akina Abdul?Stop misleading others

I was in Nakuru and its a dark pit.The lights are not working na ni kama saa mbili hivi kila mtu amelala.

Murio, Chunga usiangukie pipi ya moi, ule msee ana katakata watu huko western…

So in short nakuru has no decent rungu washing joints?

…asie na wake atangatange mtaani [SIZE=1](wengine wanasuguana hawajalala)[/SIZE]

Kanu Street opposite Langa Langa health centre.

Kuna brothel inaitwa Magoko. Hapa chezea usiku.

Ukitaka daytime, enda Gusii Street.
Kuna 3 ways hapo, na Generations.
Chagua, then pandisha hapo Sinai guest house, au care guest house.
Kuwa radar sana usiku past 7:30pm juu ya mabongo.

I meant decent. Places disguised as massage parlours

Ingia hapo Platinum 7D unyonye mbili baridi…niko na shares hapo

Mambo ya massage parlour sijui sana. Why not have a drink and borrow ikus from
the prettiest female within your visual field?

Visit joints like Summerland, Platinum 7D na Sebs. Huko hauwezi toka karai.

For decency, you don`t need to walk with them hoes hand in hand. Anakuwa 5 steps behind you
ndio mraiya isishikanishe vile game inaenda. Mkifika kwa mlango, ndio conversation inaanza.
It will help you avoid cops au kuficha white incase you bump into someone who knows you.

An expert kwa hii maneno.

Mtongwe for governor

@mtongwe = @Kidinyi

it would be embarrassing meeting someone who knows you while you’re on a night of debauchery

I only have one handle in this village.

Kudinyana happens to be one of my hobbies whenever i have the time, and the
money to buy myself few bottles of alcohol.

Sasa hii ni swali gani, nani hapa hajui kule bibi yangu yuko?