NARROW ESCAPE

TRIBULATIONS OF DEEZY
I don’t how to phrase this narration,but i will try and narrate it in the simpliest way possible.So today,@Muthoni happened to have had sent me to Kahawa Wendani to pick her Birthday cake which was to be delivered somewhere within the streets of Nairobi.Today is her birthday and a party was to kick off at 2.00 p.m.I picked it at noon which was the exact time that it was supposed to be delivered.I took a matatu to Nairobi CBD and alighted somewhere around Ngara since there a small jam and that could have caused some delay.So I took the rest of the journey on foot.A small boy was pushing a mountain back in front of me.We were moving in the same speed.As we about to cross the road,just opposite Sunrays building,there were two people quarrelling just in front of us;a young lady and a man kîndû 30 years.They were blocking our way and the bike boy just decided to push them and find his way to the other side of the road.Out of anger,the man pushed the boy who went falling in the middle of the road.He was almost hit by the an oncoming bus.This action really angered me and I don’t where I got the guts and I went straight in front of the unapologetic man,and asked him why he was harrasing the young boy.I was expecting others to join me but unfortunately,everyone was minding his own business.I found myself in a dilemma and was wondering what to do next.It is through this confusion that the man pushed me asking me,
"Kwani wewe ni Nani?"He pushed me with a lot of force and I went landing down with @Muthoni’s cake scattering all over the road.This drama started attarcting some crowd and it is at this point I decided kama mbaya mbaya.I did some quick calculations.The dude was wearing some industrial boots which are always heavy.So I decided I to rise up,dash on him and throw some quick Punchs and take on my heels(I was in rubber shoes and a pair of shorts so I knew it would not be easy for him to catch up with me). I rose up and dived towards the dude who went landing in a nearby trench.By then the crowd was big.I expected him to rise up so that I could run away,but instead,he stood up looking worried and confused.I took this chance and went straight to him,held him by his T-shirt and landed him two blows which sent him down with blood all over his face.By this time,the crowd had already growing and they were cheering.Kumbe the Nigga was a Coward,only that he wanted to prove to his girl how angry she was.Again I held him by his T-Shirt and this time I pretended as if I was punching him,only for him to raise his hands like someone who was surrendering.He started apologizing;
“Pole mkubwa,sitawai rudia Tena,pole haki”.
I started lecturing him,and the crowd remained silent,
“Vipi babu mnakuja kutuletea shida zenu za boma hapa mtaani?Unafikiria hata sisi hatuna shida zetu…Mmmh?Ona Sasa hasara umeleta,umeharibu bidhwa zangu,umeumiza mtoto wa wenyewe,wewe mwenyewe umeumia…eeeeh…?Sasa itabidi umelipia hasara yote.”
Mind so,all this time,I had pressed my kakitambi inwardly,making me look like someone who posseses a big chest.I was moving like this round the circle the crowd had formed like these body builders.I don’t know some strong Swahili accent came from.Yaani niliongea kama mtu amezaliwa Pwani.To cut the story short,the nigga learnt his lesson, cattered for all the damages inform of Cash(Which iam squaddering right now hapa ByPass).
In the meanwhile,if you know of any up coming kickBoxing tournament,tafadhali tag me along,iam ready to represent my County,Laikipia,or 254 .
And to @Muthoni,I want you to know that sio simu nimezima,Keki yako iko pale Kati Kati ya Nation Center na Sunrays building,tuma Jeshi yako iendee,watakusaidia kushikanisha.:smiling_face::smiling_face::smiling_face:
Happy Birthday Kamommie.
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I remain yours Truly;
Deezy Msanii

:D:D:D not a bad heckayer

Mimi Niko juu ya ma champez na moshi ni some hio yote… Wacha nifinye pause.

Sema tu ulichapwa vibare na saa hii you are nursing the wounds hapo nyumbani na kikombe ya chai!

Hio Lazma.

Any person who makes the effort kupublish kwa section ya hekaya gets an instant like, hata kama ni English alphabet pekee amepost!

Wewe kwanza ulimalizana na yule intern??

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We reached an amicable agreement to reconcile our differences. Handshake style Kikikiki

Those look like 2 female hands

Meff!

Huyu hajawai lima kwa shamba.

Meff tunalima na tractor, kupalilia pia hakuna juu tunatumia Dual Gold pre emergence herbicides!

Ata Picha ya cake in pcs??!!

Msanii ile maneno ya undercover iliisha ama?