"Uhuru satellite
On Jamhuri Day 1970, the San Marco space centre launched the “Uhuru” satellite. Built by NASA, Uhuru was the first satellite launched for purposes of X-ray astronomy. The satellite mapped the universe in X-ray wavelengths and discovered evidence of black holes. The Uhuru satellite was the first American spacecraft launched by another country."
Looks like these assfuckas have a distance to go! But seeing the kind of venom they launch projectiles with, I won't be surprised to see them bring the satellite down with a rock!