Nasty dream

[anon46421834]

Last night came home tired after a long day that started at 4am and ended at 7pm bila hata lunch. Was extremely tired. Had dinner, took two glasses of water and went to sleep.
I had a dream that I had gone to a market. Inside this market there is a road on a steep incline. As we were walking up the incline, a mkokoteni guy forced his way almost knocking us down. He proceeded up the hill nikamtukana. We got into a physical fight then he disappeared.
Nikajipata kwa nyumba flani niki inspect, not sure why I was inspecting. Kwa hio nyumba, wall ya ku separate sitting room na Choo ilibomolewa to make the sitting room bigger. Where the Russian toilet hole is, wamewekelea dining table to conceal the hole. Nikauliza caretaker mbona wanageuza choo ikue sitting room, kumbe he had walked away from the room. Nika amua ku test kama hio Choo inafanya. Nika unzip nikaanza kukojoa.
Nilistuka nikaamka nikapatanilianza kujikojolea kidogo maze after kukazwa vi serious. Nikaamka mbio. Kidogo ilikua ime drip kwa boxer na kidogo sana side yangu ya bed. Nikamka mbio nikaenda kwa bathroom ya wageni juuningetumia ya bedroom wife angejua. Niliosha boxer mbio mbio nikavaa ingine nikajipa shughuli kwa sitting room.
Miuskia watu wakisema ukiona Choo kwa dream usi itumie. It finally happened to me. Wife hajaniuliza though niliona amechange sheets.

[Sokwe_mtu]

meffi

[Randy]

:D:D

[Kahuni_Maisha]

@anon46421834

Last night came home tired after a long day that started at 4am and ended at 7pm bila hata lunch. Was extremely tired. Had dinner, took two glasses of water and went to sleep.
I had a dream that I had gone to a market. Inside this market there is a road on a steep incline. As we were walking up the incline, a mkokoteni guy forced his way almost knocking us down. He proceeded up the hill nikamtukana. We got into a physical fight then he disappeared.
Nikajipata kwa nyumba flani niki inspect, not sure why I was inspecting. Kwa hio nyumba, wall ya ku separate sitting room na Choo ilibomolewa to make the sitting room bigger. Where the Russian toilet hole is, wamewekelea dining table to conceal the hole. Nikauliza caretaker mbona wanageuza choo ikue sitting room, kumbe he had walked away from the room. Nika amua ku test kama hio Choo inafanya. Nika unzip nikaanza kukojoa.
Nilistuka nikaamka nikapatanilianza kujikojolea kidogo maze after kukazwa vi serious. Nikaamka mbio. Kidogo ilikua ime drip kwa boxer na kidogo sana side yangu ya bed. Nikamka mbio nikaenda kwa bathroom ya wageni juuningetumia ya bedroom wife angejua. Niliosha boxer mbio mbio nikavaa ingine nikajipa shughuli kwa sitting room.
Miuskia watu wakisema ukiona Choo kwa dream usi itumie. It finally happened to me. Wife hajaniuliza though niliona amechange sheets.

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[Eng_iti]

@Agwambo yaa omoisioyo yaa ‘unaharibu kitanda’?

[Obaba]

@Agwambo kojoa ulale

[MarkMarco]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D general rule ata real life now you have to confirm it i s a toilet… Trust issue will disturb you for a while

[cortedivoire]

Kama haukukimbia na falling trousers. Hajafika panyaste funny standards

[Teddy_time]

@anon46421834

Last night came home tired after a long day that started at 4am and ended at 7pm bila hata lunch. Was extremely tired. Had dinner, took two glasses of water and went to sleep.
I had a dream that I had gone to a market. Inside this market there is a road on a steep incline. As we were walking up the incline, a mkokoteni guy forced his way almost knocking us down. He proceeded up the hill nikamtukana. We got into a physical fight then he disappeared.
Nikajipata kwa nyumba flani niki inspect, not sure why I was inspecting. Kwa hio nyumba, wall ya ku separate sitting room na Choo ilibomolewa to make the sitting room bigger. Where the Russian toilet hole is, wamewekelea dining table to conceal the hole. Nikauliza caretaker mbona wanageuza choo ikue sitting room, kumbe he had walked away from the room. Nika amua ku test kama hio Choo inafanya. Nika unzip nikaanza kukojoa.
Nilistuka nikaamka nikapatanilianza kujikojolea kidogo maze after kukazwa vi serious. Nikaamka mbio. Kidogo ilikua ime drip kwa boxer na kidogo sana side yangu ya bed. Nikamka mbio nikaenda kwa bathroom ya wageni juuningetumia ya bedroom wife angejua. Niliosha boxer mbio mbio nikavaa ingine nikajipa shughuli kwa sitting room.
Miuskia watu wakisema ukiona Choo kwa dream usi itumie. It finally happened to me. Wife hajaniuliza though niliona amechange sheets.

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[blueline]

:D:D:D:D

[Azor_Ahai]

@Jimit aliota akizaa…guess what:meffi:

[uwesmake]

its not strange for uncircumcised man like you @Agwambo to urinate in bed . you are a keyhii no difference with an infant so usijali.

[poyoloko]

@anon46421834

Nikajipata kwa nyumba flani niki inspect, not sure why I was inspecting. Kwa hio nyumba, wall ya ku separate sitting room na Choo ilibomolewa to make the sitting room bigger. /QUOTE]

God is warning you about your HKM ways

[negrowegrow]

Warning us tuonyeshe ndizi tena ukiclaim ni tarimbo

[Simiyu22]

Sou sud on himself.

[Swansea]

@anon46421834

Last night came home tired after a long day that started at 4am and ended at 7pm bila hata lunch. Was extremely tired. Had dinner, took two glasses of water and went to sleep.
I had a dream that I had gone to a market. Inside this market there is a road on a steep incline. As we were walking up the incline, a mkokoteni guy forced his way almost knocking us down. He proceeded up the hill nikamtukana. We got into a physical fight then he disappeared.
Nikajipata kwa nyumba flani niki inspect, not sure why I was inspecting. Kwa hio nyumba, wall ya ku separate sitting room na Choo ilibomolewa to make the sitting room bigger. Where the Russian toilet hole is, wamewekelea dining table to conceal the hole. Nikauliza caretaker mbona wanageuza choo ikue sitting room, kumbe he had walked away from the room. Nika amua ku test kama hio Choo inafanya. Nika unzip nikaanza kukojoa.
Nilistuka nikaamka nikapatanilianza kujikojolea kidogo maze after kukazwa vi serious. Nikaamka mbio. Kidogo ilikua ime drip kwa boxer na kidogo sana side yangu ya bed. Nikamka mbio nikaenda kwa bathroom ya wageni juuningetumia ya bedroom wife angejua. Niliosha boxer mbio mbio nikavaa ingine nikajipa shughuli kwa sitting room.
Miuskia watu wakisema ukiona Choo kwa dream usi itumie. It finally happened to me. Wife hajaniuliza though niliona amechange sheets.

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[Kahuni_Maisha]

@Azor Ahai

@Jimit aliota akizaa…guess what:meffi:

:D:D:D

[anon46421834]

@Azor Ahai

@Jimit aliota akizaa…guess what:meffi:

:D:D:D

[Old_Monk]

The toilet is always in awkward spots

[ChifuMbitika]

Hehehe