Ndo kuamuka...Mzito ameamuka..waaaah

Waaaah sema hangover…jana nimepigwa blowjo na mlami kwa streets. Naskia usingizi bado. Nilikuwa nimeamuka ndo ninyoree. Niamusheni wakati Arsenal wanacheza…waaaaa. Gotea ule chokosh wakanyama…mungiki mshow ni ule yah boi jay.
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Csi wako wapi? Vipi Jay?

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Fake it till…

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huyo mzungu ni albino ametoka Dandora Dump site.Kijana kubali maisha yako

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…everyone believes…

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ni mkono alikuwa ame paint white akaimagine ni mzunye anampiga bj…
Stolen from klost
(that answer was epic)

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nimerudi kulala hata sijasoma comments nimezi like tuu

Unaamka kutupigia story za ur last nite wet dreams

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Most of your hekayas are turning out to be fake

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Sasa ulikua umelalia hiyo kiti/gari au?

MBONA HUJAWAI TUPEA HATA STORY MOJA YA GERMANY, AMA GERMANY NI SINGO MADHAS WAAFRIKA WANAISHI PEKEE

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@Jirani umetomba walami wangapi hapo? Toa hekaya na uweke evidence. Niccurs when they move west are usually addicted to whiteys

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Hamjaelewa Jay vizuri. Alishughulikiwa by a homeless person. He may have run out of vulnerable singo Mums. Very plausible.

SABABU GERMANY NI JINA YA PUB IKO DANDORA PHASE FIVE

Jay na mlami wake kwa bafu…photo captured by cctv camera at jays crib
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HIYO NI SCREENSHOT YA VIDEO HIYO NDIO IMEKUA UJANJA WAKO SIKU HIZI JUU YA REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH ITAKUMULIKA UKIIBA MBISHA

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Says the person who copied the name of my buddy gstar nyongesa. Btw Gstar nyongesa ule wa ukwela amesema uache kutumia jina yake.

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ANAWEZA SEMA KILE ANATAKA NI MIMI NDIO NITAAMUA

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ata bibi ya kibaki Mary Wambui ame bleach akafanana mlami kwa mikono na uso…maybe ulikua unaota naye