Nduthi in Marriage

Gendarme

Village Elder
#1
Am talking to married men. have you ever gurumishad? If yes, why? What were the circumstances? How did you manage to get to the end without being caught?

For me, I did it on Sunday. Madan was on red and I did not have money for a sokokwinyo. I waited waende church and I had all the house to myself. it was not the first time. Sana sana mimi hulala kwa kitanda ya mboch nagurumishia huko. Si mlinichanua mkasema anafichanga panties zile zimebeat kwa bedroom, I confirmed its true.

There is also a time nilijaribu kugurumisha while in bed with my gf. Tulikua tumekosana akakataa kutoa suruali. Aliposkia nikigurumisha, nilichapwa kofi na kuulizwa nafanya nini. I explained I had to seek an alternative vile yeye amekataa.

To cut a long story short, nilimwaga ndani, and that is how I became a father/husband.
 

Gendarme

Village Elder
#6
Let me give u a cruel, pf all men that die in the bathroom taking a shower, 90 % huwa nduthi.
Ati alikufa kwa baffu :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:, doing what ? Wanking.
For real? There's comfort in numbers
:D:D:D:D
can't judge...lakini yako inakaa planned.hadi ukakusanya panties unfinished zote kwa keja?
Nduthi can never be accidental, ama namna gani my frens?
Damn! You sound troubled! Come I sort you out, sometimes we do pro bono
I really appreciate the offer. Nikuje wapi?
 

Sheeple

Village Elder
#18
In USA. I know it happens alot there.
In USA (wazungu) it's fucked up. Celeb flani uko very famous alipatikana kwa hotel room kama amejinyonga to death na belt while ngurumishaing. Ati ukijichoke it reduces blood supply to the brain & utamu increases as a result. Sasa alijinyonga mpaka akakick the bucket akapitkana kwa room ndethe kama ameshikilia msedes na belt iko kwa shingo
 

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