Nduthi in Marriage

[Gendarme]

Am talking to married men. have you ever gurumishad? If yes, why? What were the circumstances? How did you manage to get to the end without being caught?

For me, I did it on Sunday. Madan was on red and I did not have money for a sokokwinyo. I waited waende church and I had all the house to myself. it was not the first time. Sana sana mimi hulala kwa kitanda ya mboch nagurumishia huko. Si mlinichanua mkasema anafichanga panties zile zimebeat kwa bedroom, I confirmed its true.

There is also a time nilijaribu kugurumisha while in bed with my gf. Tulikua tumekosana akakataa kutoa suruali. Aliposkia nikigurumisha, nilichapwa kofi na kuulizwa nafanya nini. I explained I had to seek an alternative vile yeye amekataa.

To cut a long story short, nilimwaga ndani, and that is how I became a father/husband.

 

[0%_Omera]

Let me give u a cruel, pf all men that die in the bathroom taking a shower, 90 % huwa nduthi.
Ati alikufa kwa baffu , doing what ? Wanking.

 

[karema-hitI]

Let me give u a cruel, pf all men that die in the bathroom taking a shower, 90 % huwa nduthi.
Ati alikufa kwa baffu , doing what ? Wanking.

Eish

 

[Slim_fit]

can't judge...lakini yako inakaa planned.hadi ukakusanya panties unfinished zote kwa keja?

 

[Female Perspective]

Sana sana mimi hulala kwa kitanda ya mboch nagurumishia huko

Damn! You sound troubled! Come I sort you out, sometimes we do pro bono

 

[Gendarme]

Let me give u a cruel, pf all men that die in the bathroom taking a shower, 90 % huwa nduthi.
Ati alikufa kwa baffu , doing what ? Wanking.

For real? There's comfort in numbers

can't judge...lakini yako inakaa planned.hadi ukakusanya panties unfinished zote kwa keja?

Nduthi can never be accidental, ama namna gani my frens?

Damn! You sound troubled! Come I sort you out, sometimes we do pro bono

I really appreciate the offer. Nikuje wapi?

 

[Female Perspective]

Nikuje wapi

I'll be in town by noon! Hapo 680

 

[Delus]

Aliposkia nikigurumisha, nilichapwa kofi na kuulizwa nafanya nini. I explained I had to seek an alternative vile yeye amekataa.

To cut a long story short, nilimwaga ndani, and that is how I became a father/husband.

uyu kairetu wa gari amekukalia chapo

 

[sludgist]

@Mosa letea ii tumbiri puppy moja.....takataka ya municipal

 

[Liberty]

Let me give u a cruel, pf all men that die in the bathroom taking a shower, 90 % huwa nduthi.
Ati alikufa kwa baffu , doing what ? Wanking.

In USA. I know it happens alot there.

 

[Randy]

..... The kind of shit i read in this mad house will be the end of me.

 

[Okwonkwo]

Wankers Anonymous kujeni

 

[culture]

Let me give u a cruel, pf all men that die in the bathroom taking a shower, 90 % huwa nduthi.
Ati alikufa kwa baffu , doing what ? Wanking.

 

[ziga]

 

[Koolibah]

..... The kind of shit i read in this mad house will be the end of me.

The envelope is pushed kila kuchao

 

[Koolibah]

Dem anichape kofi for pkaying with my tool? Kinyamû yangu! Huyo bibi atakuja kukata makagare. Ukinyimwa uamue kugurumisha ata anipee simudinyi, nilikua nishajipanga, sorry madam panga laini nyuma ya palmella

 

[Koolibah]

Let me give u a cruel, pf all men that die in the bathroom taking a shower, 90 % huwa nduthi.
Ati alikufa kwa baffu , doing what ? Wanking.

The last showers

 

[Sheeple]

In USA. I know it happens alot there.

In USA (wazungu) it's fucked up. Celeb flani uko very famous alipatikana kwa hotel room kama amejinyonga to death na belt while ngurumishaing. Ati ukijichoke it reduces blood supply to the brain & utamu increases as a result. Sasa alijinyonga mpaka akakick the bucket akapitkana kwa room ndethe kama ameshikilia msedes na belt iko kwa shingo

 

[Swansea]

@kush yule mnono hebu kam kiasi patia huyu member wenyu mpya mawaidha awache hiyo tabia.

 

[jayguru]

Damn! You sound troubled! Come I sort you out, sometimes we do pro bono

Hata Mimi utanisort pro bono?