Nearly died !!!!!!

It’s 24th Dec ,2019… M not into this hype ooooh ni krisii , oooh ni pombe , ooooh bla bla mingi Kama @digi … the day to me was fun good , having made a record of exchanging 20 gas cylinders m loaded , a profit margin of 5k in a day sio mchezo ukiwa juakali industry …

By 9 p.m nalipa mlevi mmoja chwani anisaidie kuingiza over 70 cylinders kwa duka , leo nafunga mapema , ma idlers m sure waliona the frequency of customers in my shop , sitaki kupigwa ngetaa nikienda home…

Part 2 is coming

Where/How did you nearly die?

Mbomb wewe humbwa

Jamaa sema stori yote au utuwache tukule sherehe

Your title and the story in the thread are totally different. The title sounds tragic but the story is of a successful day. Kwani ulisomea wapi jameni?

Ktalk threads ni kama TV channels,clearly unajua utakuwa disapointed ukifungua but unafungua to ingine na ingine cursing under your breath

Malizia haraka upesi

Ngojea part 2 haraka ya nini

Part 2.
Jamaa alipitia base ya mtura Ku celebrate hio achievement ya profit margin ya 5k … Aka order mtush ya 50 na akateremsha na thufu iko na pilipili… Little did he know jamaa Wa base ya mtura ameitengeneza na roadkill ya nugu aliletewa na msee wake alikitoka nayo safari…sasa mzeiya anaendeshe Ferrari kwa choo.

PART 2

…so, after huyo mlevi kunisaidia kuigiza 70 cylinders, akadai apumzike kidogo before aende zake.

Mimi huyooo, nikaingia kwa counter kuchill kaisi and close. Kidogo kausingizi kakanipata.
Nime amka naskia mkundu uchungu flani sielewi, plus my addidas sweatpant zikiwa kwa magoti.

Sioni huyo jamaa. Elders, saidieni could it be the sweat from lifting all those cylinders making my ass hurt and be soo slimy?

Part 3 inakam.

UPUZI. TAKATAKA WEWE

Are you proving that the mlevi= @melvo ?