i uongo gani unaambianga kunguru? Learning how to lie through your teeth is a life skill that any solid man must learn with females. I usually take time to learn what she is looking for exactly, then I transform into it.
If I figure out that she is a gold digger, hekaya za container iko port zitakuja (ya cheque walizoea) na itakuwa worth mirrions :D:D. If you dress decently and have a very basic car, she will believe. Atakupea mara kadhaa na hiyo container itashikwa na KPA na haitawahi achiliwa. By the time she realizes what’s going on, utakuwa usha-achieve objective.
If I figure out that she is desperately looking to settle I will transform into exactly what she is looking for. A bachelor with a very bright future. Akishagawa mara kadhaa ndio atajua ukweli.
There are many tricks to keep Nairobi women away from your pockets while achieving your leisure goals.
Which are some of the lies you have told to get into a woman’s pants?
Don’t try to judge or preach to me, I am not a moral person.
Nikiwa branch nilikuwa naingia banking hall na badge na confidence Kama ya Angel Gabriel na select a 10/10 girl kitu young . na I usher into my office for. ’ marketing’ . SAA hizo Ni rent Ana deposit Ama Ana chukua ATM which I facilitate . then narusha waya , from ID I know age , account I know financial status , crb I know listing . kitu ilibaki Ni DCI na Safcom databases tu
Hapo swafi Ango Uwes. Mimi sio mkora lakini Ukora imenitoa kwa shida mara mbili. Kuna siku tume enda kukata mti na ika angukia jikoni ya wenyewe huko mashinani. Rule is that mwenye keja will ask you to cater for damages and build a new jikoni at an inflated price. Huyo jamaa hio siku was breathing fire lakini nkamshow vile mimi ni pharmacist pale county referral hospital na akinikimbiza aombe Mungu asiwai kujia dawa juu mgonjwa wake atakufa akiona. Nkamshow hio jina yako Muchanje nime mark! Nikiona mahali hupati dawa. Mzee akaingiza njeve akakubali compensation ya 2k na posts za kujenga. Ya pili tushawai enda kata mti mzee amekubali mama wa boma amekataa na amesimama kando ya mti isikatwe. Nika mshow ‘mimi nishawai kata mti ika angukia darasa ikaua watoto 7 kesi iko kortini, hata saa hii naskia hizo mapepo zinaitisha sadaka. Nakata hii mti iagukie mtu mashetani zitulie. I went on to say kwani maiti ishawai shinda kesi?’ Mama mtu alijitoa kwa mti haraka upesi asikufe. Tukakata mti na kujitoa.
All you guys remember story ya KDF. Nishawahi kuwa na altercation na KDF kwa club. The thing is, hao wasee wamezoea kutisha watu raia inakunja mkia. So jamaa akazua na mimi nikazua. Akaniuliza “unajua mimi ni nani?” akinionyesha military ID na alama za risasi kwa mkono. Hiyo time tumeshikana mashati. Nikaangalia ID yake nikamuuliza kama anajua mimi ni nani pia…guys like KDF or anyone else only feel confident to attack when they know their enemy. Ukimwambia wewe ni raia itabidi mpigane and he will be very motivated. His friends might join him to whoop your ass. Lakini kama hajui wewe ni nani, atakuwa na uoga fulani. I went ahead kumwambia I have been beating up guys like him for a long time juu wanafikirianga kila mtu ni raia. Nikamuuliza akienda Somalia kama ashawahi jiuliza hiyo information wanapatanga hutoka wapi. Him and his friends walitoka club wondering who exactly I was, but none could take the risk of attacking an enemy they don’t know. Their biggest nightmare is facing a mysterious enemy that doesn’t fear them like the general population. As long as you leave them wondering kama wewe ni operative ama raia, they will keep their distance. Ukiwaambia wewe ni raia and then appear a little timid watatoa stress na wewe.
Niko na boy wangu alinipigia story vile yeye huwaeka kwa box.
Jamaa once ametarget dame na story zimeanza hapo ndoo anauliza rent yake huwa ngapi na ampuee number ya landrod.
Boy anapiga simu kabisaa na wanabonga na landrod.
Anapewa mpaka account number to transfer the cash.
Being a weekend boy anashow mzae he will transfer rent for 3 months for the chic.
After drinks si ni kubeba nyati na kuiriau mbaya sana.
Come Monday.
Same hata hana number ya boy.
Na hivyo ndoo alikanyangwa.
Dame kusikia hivyo miguu anaweka 180.
I also had an altercation with some well built guy in a bar in Kakamega, from the onlookers the guy was a bully and was used to roughing up people. Tukikaribiana I told him I am trained but I am not trained to fight, I am trained to kill, alikunja mkia akatulia.
Ningekuwa nilipigwa kitambo. Sio kila mtu muoga ama mjinga kama wewe mason. KDF are like bloodhounds. They only attack when they smell fear in you.But it also helps to look the part juu kama wewe ni midget they will take their chances.