Nefertities..............

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I mean, who calls herself this? Its a name fit for an Egyptian mummy (no pun intended), yes. Almost sounds like NEVERtities - no mammaries! Damn, isn't that hard for a woman?

Nefertities, mmmmmhhhhh! Kind of rolls of your tongue, leaving the tities behind in the erogenous zone of the brain. I picture the woman - tall like an Egyptian princess, dark, bald head. Long, slender neck. Pert tities, just big enough.

Secure. Intelligent. Confident. Royal.

Nefertities. A name to whisper.

DAMN, WHY THE *** AM I (MENTALLY?) MASTURBATING AT THE SOUND OF THE NAME?
 
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@FieldMarshal CouchP I see you trying to pull a Drake on me. :D To his credit though, he seems to be getting it in with some of the most highly desired females in the industry.

I just can't get the thought of that wheelchair @Unicorn offered you :D:D:D:D I just can't see myself straddling you on that chair pops.
 

Electronics4u

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This old man never ceases to amaze.... wtf
Reminds me of a kamzee from our village. Since they only used to clad a blanket, one time when he was warming himself by the fireplace in a dimly lit hut, a cat noticed his fundamentos hanging and thinking that it was a rat, it ran and grabbed them with both paws and canine.
This was that mzee's facial reaction as he tried to 'pull off' the purring pet...:D
 
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@FieldMarshal CouchP I see you trying to pull a Drake on me. :D To his credit though, he seems to be getting it in with some of the most highly desired females in the industry.

I just can't get the thought of that wheelchair @Unicorn offered you :D:D:D:D I just can't see myself straddling you on that chair pops.
The wheelchair can be an explosive prop. Allow your mind to roam. Think outside the box. Come to dadi, gal.....
 

gashwin

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Reminds me of a kamzee from our village. Since they only used to clad a blanket, one time when he was warming himself by the fireplace in a dimly lit hut, a cat noticed his fundamentos hanging and thinking that it was a rat, it ran and grabbed them with both paws and canine.
This was that mzee's facial reaction as he tried to 'pull off' the purring pet...:D
you call that a pet? that's a maneating canivore...
 
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Reminds me of a kamzee from our village. Since they only used to clad a blanket, one time when he was warming himself by the fireplace in a dimly lit hut, a cat noticed his fundamentos hanging and thinking that it was a rat, it ran and grabbed them with both paws and canine.
This was that mzee's facial reaction as he tried to 'pull off' the purring pet...:D
You know the older the men get, their fundamentals hang down even further...before any man shames a woman because of sagging Titties, just know that we're all in this together.
 
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