Never Again

I’ve been having a craving for roadside mutura for quite some times but I normally refrain from buying it due to the posts I read here e.g inakuanga tamu juu vumbi na uchafu ya kabuti ya muuzaji, mara hupikwa usiku ili mtu aende akaendeshee kwake. Anyway, to cut the long story short, jana nlibuy mutura ya 80 bob from a roadside mutura vendor by the name Thiong’o. He chopped it into small pieces which I gobbled down while taking a cup of soup. Before finishing the last piece, I decided to ask Thiong’o what the white thing in my mutura was. Without hesitation, he told me “Nî mûkamo!”. To those of u who don’t understand French, mûkamo is animal’s udder au matiti ya ng’ombe au mbuzi. I was shocked but I consoled myselofu not to get worried. After all, everyone was having the same thing and no one was complaining. I handed him the new 100 shillings note, got my 10 bob balance and headed home.
Today being a Saturday, I was to attend an athletic event here in Nakuru but I had to call it of. Sasa nashinda nakikimbia from my bedroom to the loo to ease myself. I’ve made more than 15 trips now. Ile kuharisha naharisha ni kama niko na driving license ya safari rally. Mniweke kwa maombi pliz.
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:D:D:D:D:D…iza but mtura is life. Mimi kuna mahali lazima nipitie nikitoka works.

BARF!

Heheheeee

It is so shameful how addictive Mutura can be. Ushawaiona jamaa anapull mercedes benz s400 kwa mtura mwitu stand na kuchukua ya fiftifae alafu anaacha soo tano kulipia aibu? Heheheeee… Why don’t they make mutura in normal hotels?

Credit the author. Tree holder Chieth

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Inaonja kama ile ya Thiong’o kweli?

Go back and have more today ,tumbo itazoea.

@Deep sea Inakaa hio kachumbali uliongezea ndo ilileta hio shida. @Wa mitura ebu pitia hapa utuambie nini hio ya white uliweka kwa mutura jana jioni

Wewe muharo imefika kwa akili. You bought ya 80 gave out 100 na ukapewa change 10bob. Hio kumi ingine uli tip mtu wa mtura 4 a job done well.

Amesema alikunywa supu.

Mimi story za mutura nililenga a while back. Nimekula mutura twice nikahara vibaya sana. I prefer kukula kichwa ya mbuzi.

:D:Dpole sana. Itabidi watoi uwanunulie chipo for lunch and supper juu leo hufai kuingia kitchen

Hii kitu ni tamu kweli?

Hizi zako ni safi aje, that was the problem. Sijaona moshi hapo

Mutura wachia wenyewe kama sisi…the dirtier, the better!

Hiyo ni placebo effect. Your mind convinced your body that the mtura was dirty, so your body is rejecting and ejecting it. Anyway mimi hula mtura from the same joint always. A decade now na sijawai endesha.

Haiwes hata na dawa!

Sijawai hara juu ya mtura

He chopped it into small pieces which I gobbled down while taking a cup of soup.
That ten bob was for the soup