Never felt so embarrased

06:45A.M, niko kwa matatu, haina music so watu wametulia reminiscing, others groggy from night sleep, only one guy is complaining about morning jam. Mr. byro ametulia akakumbuka kenyatalk, so remove his phone but before niingie, nikaona wacha nione some whattAp texts zimeingia.
Reply some, text all my ladies a group morning text then nikaangalia jamaa amenitumia a clip. Tap the clip, FUACK. FUAAAACK…jamaa wameniangalia wote, nikapanick, nikashindwa huwa inazimwa aje. nikajaribu kutafta mdomo wa simu, kuiweka kwa mfuko but bado inapiga kelele,4 seconds zikakaa mwaka. Then finally i managed kufunga damn clip.

watu wanashake vichwa wengine nyuma murmurs, i felt i should just vanish. Conductor wa mombasa vile wamezoea kuongea after every episode akaanza, daah, kwa raha zako sio? Ata na asubuhi wadai ngoma?

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Faga!

:D:D:D:D @pimpin5000hoes , @pseudonym and now byro. I can’t open any clip kwa mat.

:D:D:D:D:D:D BOSS!

Ni ufala. Mimi nilidownload hapa ktalk. The receptionist has maintained her cool but am sure she thinks weird of me.

:D:D:D:D

Kwani hata volume hauwezi reduce? Bulari baga!!!

Panic is a bitch! You don’t think straight.

Earphones always connected

shait… that volume is set on high. I opened up the same damn clip nikiwa stanchart kwa queue once.:D:D:D

heeeey…atleast my stuff is not loud. :slight_smile:

Nunua gari.

i was once fooled pale mukuru, niko kwa hotel flani nimeorder food nangoja sipping some juice nikiscrol nkaona a funny looking musical instrument the caption was “kumbe hii kitu ndio hutoa hii sauti kwa horror movies” nikatap niskie ni sauti gani hio…kumbe ni dame anawika “ah ah ah ah” never felt so stupid and ashamed

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Yaani unaweka phone kwa mfuko ikiwa bado inapiga nduru? Shenzi type. Mwanaume ni kujifanya like a boss while long pressing the power button like nothing happened.

:D:Dearphones ni essential wear kwa villagers

but it sure is visible:rolleyes:

:p:D:D
How was last night’s function my dear?
Did you end it with a bang? :rolleyes:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

This is why I don’t download videos in public.

How long can you take to reduce that volume?

huezi vaa earphones each and every time.

panic is a bitch. If you do watch porn in your phone regularly, kitu kama hii ihappen you will be immune to any surprise thrown your way.