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UMOJA
All alcoholics live here, infact
there are more bars in umoja than shops. -
ZIMMERMAN
All prostitutes strippers and single mothers live here. -
MAKONGENI, KALOLENI, JERICHO, MBOTELA, BAHATI, UHURU ETC ETC
All those utahama lini children live here, as for girls, they have 3 or 4 children and they still live with their parents. -
DANDORA, KAYOLE, HURUMA
Role models here are thugs and conductors, infact here the more you get arrested the bigger your celebrity status. The more cat shoes and silver chains you wear …the more your celebrity status. Hapa disco matanga za wezi ni daily. -
KARIOBANGI
The home of all counterfeits, they are so good at this that
they even made their own currency… BANGLA Pesa. -
EASTLEIGH
You can buy anything you want here, they are so good they can clone your mother as long as you have cash. People here are totally unhygienic,nyama hushikwa na miguu ikikatwa, Mate yanarusharushwa ovyo ovyo, watu huenda Choo na mkono na maji instead of tissue -
KIBERA
Hooligans, fanatics,clever fools, Idol worship, ujinga, Ushamba any thing negative resides here. Hapa kila mtu anajuwa ‘rights’ zake. -
KAWANGWARE
Home of busaa,and very tight security as all the neighbours are in the security industry - ni masojas -
NGARA - Student centre …cheap brothels everywhere.
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PIPELINE
They all work in industrial area, kina @vu-jade na @culture. Mwisho wa nairobi ni Stage ya Cabanas -
BURUBURU, KOMAROCK, DONHOLM, LANGATA, SOUTH B, SOUTH C
Home of pretenders, con artists and fake personalities Hapa kizungu ni mingi na mtu akiingia kwa nyumba anaongea Kiswahili ama mother tongue. But above all, they have money and very well organized houses.
12:KINOO, KANGEMI, KIKUYU KIAMBU
Home of Hen Peckers, women here own almost everything and each homestead has a relative in Boston, majority of men here are either dead, mad, zombies or drunkards. They have super ladies trained to kill their husbands in future once he accumulates wealth to a specific proportion.