majamaa leo nimefanya kazi mara mbili, we are not in good terms na msupa nikaingia pale tinder nikachomoa kunguru juu kukaa na dryspell hapa kijiji ni mbaya. Nimekamua kunguru but in the heat of things kumbe imecum kwa couch maze. Sema kufanya kazi ya kuclean and shit. Am praying my chic doesn’t give me a surprise visit maze plus hao inanuka tu perfume za kunguru. Haven’t been cheating on her but ako na ka ufala siku hizi after she saw a certain photo ya work mate tulipigwa tukiwa team building. We don’t live together but Kesho naita mama wa kufua mara that maze.
"Haven’t been cheating on her but…"
I must be very old fashioned…
Not this shit again - could you at least have the decency to spread a towel or lesso on your mum’s couch? Na uhame kwa mamako bana
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sasa unatuambia tuku saidie kuosha ama
Chukua paper ama gazeti washa ukiwa sitting room inuke moshi kiasi. That smoke is much easier to explain and will drown the kunguru smell
smart…
Professional.
She squirted? Squirt doesn’t smell and doesn’t leave stains.
smoke weed dilute iyo harufu
kumbuka sparta alileta kunguru ikakunia kwa carpet yako sio kitu brathee:D
:D:D:D:D:D
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We were both kinda drunk and horny as fuck, was trying to take her to the bedroom but she kept doing her thing.
:D:D mbona watu wamependa shonde hivo hapa, siweki evidence but ngeus imestand kabisa.
Ama uwashe nduthi upige rev kadhaa kama mekanika murephi itakuwa tu petrol na oil zina nukia:D:D:D.
Hizi ni problems za bedsitters, mabirrionaire cunt relate
Squirt ni mkojo and nimeona/nusa more than once apana chezea villagers
Hehe experience nayo
there’s no liquid that wouldn’t leave stain on sofa, unless the sofa was 100% clean
Unacheza dame yako alafu unasema hujawahi mcheza
Umechukuwa kunguru tinder ukakula dry fry?? Luwere…