New barmaid.

Mathaais · July 21, 2018, 2:34pm

When a new sexy barmaid lands in your local, how long does it take for you fisis to ferk her?
Obviously there are the front runners and the strugglers who ferk her after everyone else has sampled her.

Point to note.
A new barmaid in your local is a used up girl in her previous location.

mkiawakati96 · July 21, 2018, 2:37pm

Very important lesson from the Elder.

john_doe · July 21, 2018, 2:39pm

hakuna tofauti ya barmaid na poko

mikel · July 21, 2018, 2:49pm

Juzi fala flani ameoa mungine within 2 weeks…alafu anajam wanaume wakispank yeye

karzai · July 21, 2018, 3:05pm

Lost a classmate (Rip )one month ago juu ya barmaid kiatu.jamaa alirushwa kwa lami na mwanaume kichwa chini mpaka ikapasuka.he didnt survive

mikel · July 21, 2018, 3:06pm

Why fight over a barmaid?is your classmate from rift valley? Hao ndio hua possessive sana

Swansea · July 21, 2018, 3:07pm

Ongeza hao mamanzi that work in salons. :D:D:D

MISCHIEF · July 21, 2018, 3:09pm

there is ka local pub back in coast mama mwenye ka pub ameacha mtoto wake akuwe apo, can that girl be categorized as a bar maid? uyo mtot ameiva kuruka

karzai · July 21, 2018, 3:10pm

Jinga was working with one of the biggest companies in kenya and he was married and had two kids.toka hio siku ata barmaid hajawahi onekana

MBOMB · July 21, 2018, 3:22pm

A barmaid does not even come come close to masseuse in the hoe awards.

ndume · July 21, 2018, 3:26pm

There are smart barmaids who never get drunk and stupid barmaids who get drunk. Both are conniving human beings. The smart barmaids have learnt the craft of using their womanhood. In a local, 95% of men that frequent there will make a move on the barmaid, especially if she has a pretty face and new. There are the bold men who will make moves in the presence of other patrons, and there are the timid men who prefer to make moves when patronising the pub alone. The latter are usually the last to leave the pub and sip their beer slowly to buy time.

The smart maids are good to every patron, they smile and always say karibu whenever you go to the pub. They will say to every patron that they/she thinks is interested in her ‘si unibuyie moja nitakunyua nikifunga’. So, you pay for the beer and she gets busy serving other patrons and less interested in you as you thought she will. At the end of the day, she has a ‘stock’ of her own beers which fisi patrons have paid for. In a good day, she will make about 4000. If she wants to drink in a given day, she drinks beers paid for by the timid guy, who is always the last to leave the pub, when the pub has been closed, usually after 11

pamba · July 21, 2018, 3:31pm

What you don’t know won’t harm you ama vipi fellow sponsor?

Fala_12 · July 21, 2018, 3:34pm

Vipi avande

pamba · July 21, 2018, 3:39pm

ndume:

There are smart barmaids who never get drunk and stupid barmaids who get drunk. Both are conniving human beings. The smart barmaids have learnt the craft of using their womanhood. In a local, 95% of men that frequent there will make a move on the barmaid, especially if she has a pretty face and new. There are the bold men who will make moves in the presence of other patrons, and there are the timid men who prefer to make moves when patronising the pub alone. The latter are usually the last to leave the pub and sip their beer slowly to buy time.

The smart maids are good to very patron, they smile and always say karibu whenever you go to the pub. They will say to every patron that they/she thinks is interested in her ‘si unibuyie moja nitakunyua nikifunga’. So, you pay for the beer and she gets busy serving other patrons and less interested in you as you thought she will. At the end of the day, she has a ‘stock’ of her own beers which fisi patrons have paid for. In a good day, she will make about 4000. If she wants to drink in a given day, she drinks beers paid for by the timid guy, who is always the last to leave the pub, when the pub has been closed, usually after 11

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pamba · July 21, 2018, 3:40pm

Poa vala ,kuja tukunyue balageru tukiona wajuku wa king Solomon.

Mathaais · July 21, 2018, 3:46pm

ndume:

There are smart barmaids who never get drunk and stupid barmaids who get drunk. Both are conniving human beings. The smart barmaids have learnt the craft of using their womanhood. In a local, 95% of men that frequent there will make a move on the barmaid, especially if she has a pretty face and new. There are the bold men who will make moves in the presence of other patrons, and there are the timid men who prefer to make moves when patronising the pub alone. The latter are usually the last to leave the pub and sip their beer slowly to buy time.

The smart maids are good to very patron, they smile and always say karibu whenever you go to the pub. They will say to every patron that they/she thinks is interested in her ‘si unibuyie moja nitakunyua nikifunga’. So, you pay for the beer and she gets busy serving other patrons and less interested in you as you thought she will. At the end of the day, she has a ‘stock’ of her own beers which fisi patrons have paid for. In a good day, she will make about 4000. If she wants to drink in a given day, she drinks beers paid for by the timid guy, who is always the last to leave the pub, when the pub has been closed, usually after 11

RESPECT.
You captured it very succinctly.

Fala_12 · July 21, 2018, 3:55pm

Rusha throughpass tu improve gene

ranny · July 21, 2018, 3:56pm

why in the world is this in the news and politics section? yani @Mathaais you sat down and decided the issue of new barmaids had to be discussed?o_O:rolleyes:

Panyaste · July 21, 2018, 3:57pm

Kuna moja kwa local her name was Katherine. Young kitu 23. Mabuda walipenda sana kumwachia big tips. Long story short galdem alianza kukonda…HIV is real. Aliwacha job akarudi ocha ndio akufie huko

pamba · July 21, 2018, 4:02pm

You really disappointed me in 2013, you didn’t come out strong like 2013, crazy dude alienda wapi?