New here BUT.

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I don’t want to be welcomed, i just want to be introduced to all ladies here.

Ongea vibaya I hack you and shit in your account.

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New here butt…wakanyama kuja hapa, iko nyama hapa!

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Good luck with the ladies here. Just stay put, FP will be looking for you soon.

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unataka wote wasema i sarenderr

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You only need me! Cum hack my pussy!..BUT don’t shit in it

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:D:D:DI can always count on you.

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If you can hack the site and rudisha VIP for 1hrwe will elevate you to elder immediately. Otherwise we will assume the only thing you can hack is your dad’s phone because his security pin 0000.

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:D:D:D:D

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@highschooler, kuna mteja exam room. Paper 1 leaked, so use paper 2.

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Vile @nairobialy ame Sema apo juu

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hata mimi nasisitiza vile nairobilay amesema

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Introduce yourself to me…

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I thought you were waiting for @biraru :D:D:D:D why you outchea talkin’ to random niccas?

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@Nefertities …Talk of Zero loyalties given!

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Women are their worst enemies:D:D

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BAE don’t listen to her. I didn’t do nothing. She’s just jealous of us

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I was cockblockin’ before they had a name for it lol

I just had to snitch on your azz! Befriendin’ niccas outchea when you got a man who promised to build you a house :D:D:D

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@nairobilay: Is the elder position the ultimate position in this village? can’t compromise the admin for anything short of the holiest grill in this kijiji.

@Female Perspective : Here comes the hole electric drill. #No_suLLenda.

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@biraru can’t go nowhere. I got 5.5 acres of potatoes ready for harvest. We all know what potatoes do to him:D:D

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:D:D:D:D