New Kawasaki style. Utamwaga Hadi Bone Marrow

Ok .

Tools;
-Vaseline/ Arimis
-Onion (kitunguu Maji)
-Towel
-Thermos

  • Wipes
    -8GB data / unlimited internet
    -6" screen
    -groundnuts
    -vixkingo
  • Bicycle Oil (ya cherehani)

Techniques;
-Get to your comfortable position
-Gurumisha Nduthi for exactly 30 seconds and stop.
-kaanga kitunguu
-oil your middle finger
-insert your middle finger Kwa matako (yours/ neighbours/ pet)
-sniff the middle finger while kawasakingm And also uki mumunya vixkingo

NB// REPEAT THIS REGULARLY TO AVOID BEING BALD LIKE @Makonika mlevi

Setani…aragani ichus

WTF did I just read?

Umbwa ghassia takataka

tucker tucker wewe

Hama nyumba ya mama alafu Rudi unitusi my fren

Wazimu wa Mathare wako mid-term break!

Shiit!!!

:D:D:D Niko sure @under23 has copied the procedures somewhere safe and will implement them after paying 20k to chat with malayas

Inaonekana NACADA imelala Kwa kazi…

:D:D:D

sounds more lyk take tha pole za ivory coast guy

@1738 is @Ngimanene na matharo

Ktalk gone to the dogs, literary…:smiley:

nyumba ya mamako??

Phooooonder Ghaseer

one thing is for sure: kids are more wise than grown men nowadays

@Mosa kuna nduguyo hapa

:D:D:D:D:D ati insert the finger in your ass, ya neighbor or a pet?? Kikikiki. I would like some of what your are smoking.

:D:D:D:Dshait

enyewe wazimu si kuokota mapaper