I always pity these yengz that act like the world revolves around their ass. They are 18-23. Their skin hasn't tested the ravages of time; it's flawless. Their tummy is still flat. They have that freshness of youth; their genes haven't been badly polluted by the KFC and Pizza Inn junk that @Young Sponsors' feed them, and the fuckery and heartbreaks of fuckboys haven't bombed out their personalities. Daddies jostle to pay for their fare. Lecturers dedicate special attention to them. Beta males knock each other out in order to carry their handbags. Everything comes easy, and so, they don't develop valuable life skills. They don't develop Grit.
Then life happens. Our hard work of paying for their meals pays off -- tires in their belly, stretch marks zigzag down their tights, a double chin pops out. Their skin losses elasticity and now they can't walk around without make up unless they want to scare babies. Their fat ass now makes them look like a baby hippopotamus (Milicent Omanga). Their personalities now stink to the heaves thanks to their heavy baggages delivered by f**k boys.
At that point, their fat ass stops attracting stares (Unless ni gym instructor anaangalia at a potential client). No one offers them a lift anymore. No fisi does a double take whenever they pass. No one allows them to jump the Nyayo house queue anymore, hapo ndio soja anawaambia: "wewe mama, hebu rudi upange like kama wengine!" It's at that point that they realize younger-prettier-things have knocked them down the totem pole. Hapo ndio wanajua life.
Now, be warned! Never make a mistake of dating one of these aging bitches, watakukwamilia ile design kujai ona, halafu isisahau ile PSTD f**k boys waliwapea, so you won't know when they'll go crazy and cut off your d*ck.
Then life happens. Our hard work of paying for their meals pays off -- tires in their belly, stretch marks zigzag down their tights, a double chin pops out. Their skin losses elasticity and now they can't walk around without make up unless they want to scare babies. Their fat ass now makes them look like a baby hippopotamus (Milicent Omanga). Their personalities now stink to the heaves thanks to their heavy baggages delivered by f**k boys.
At that point, their fat ass stops attracting stares (Unless ni gym instructor anaangalia at a potential client). No one offers them a lift anymore. No fisi does a double take whenever they pass. No one allows them to jump the Nyayo house queue anymore, hapo ndio soja anawaambia: "wewe mama, hebu rudi upange like kama wengine!" It's at that point that they realize younger-prettier-things have knocked them down the totem pole. Hapo ndio wanajua life.
Now, be warned! Never make a mistake of dating one of these aging bitches, watakukwamilia ile design kujai ona, halafu isisahau ile PSTD f**k boys waliwapea, so you won't know when they'll go crazy and cut off your d*ck.
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