So am this guy who happens to stay up country. I travel to Nairobi to sort some business in Nairobi. Nlikua niende kwa kunguru fulan kuikamua but ananishow baby dad ako around. I got a cousin who happens to stay in this land so l resort to call him and maybe spend a night there. It happens he doesn’t drink but lazima niangushe yohana mtembezi moja so nabeba yangu. Nafika kwake tunabonga namwambia acha nikafike base nirudi. Ananipatia keys za keja anadai kunipatia car keys l say no.So after nmeangusha hyo mzinga nikisaidiwa na slay queen nlipata hapo l decide to go home. Nafungua mlango ni around saa tisa. I open the door. Naingia bedroom but what surprises me most is the guys jumps out of the bed screaming. He runs to me almost kuninyonga.sa zangu zikanishow aache ufala akalale.sa nmeamka nashughulika but kitu nashindwa is it huyu ninja ako na nightmares ama ni kuogopa anaogopa
Nimesoma but all I see is just random words and fullstops. Sijaelewa.
Happened to me one day. Ninja ananipea laptop nicheze Fifa akalala kiasi. Kidogo laptop imelock namwamsha anipatie password mjamaa akaamka na war cry akarusha ngumi mbili nikaduck but ananifuata mbio…hapo ilikuwa mguu niponye
It sounds like a scary dream. Ile mtu huamka but bado ndoto haijaisha vizuri, and the tension one had while dreaming is still there.
Nimeng’ang’ana kuelewa… And after nimeelewa, nikaanza kushindwa mbona inakuwasha if it’s either? Ni hayo tu.
I take mala before getting to bed…am telling you ,this is the best remedy. Unalala kimala-mala
Watu wa Nairobi wako hivyo, mademoni na wao ni kama mluhya na chakula, hawaachanangi. Even if not in the physical kwa akili wako tu pamoja.
Dio hata Mimi nilisema wacha nikae huku mashinani na starehe za jug Daniels.
I used to date a girl, ilewe mkikosana mchana usilale kwake juu … atakuamsha na kelele za kiluya akiota. Sometimes she is playing both roles of the conversation… anaota akijiuliza akijijibu. My Fren. Unamuamsha mnasettle hio kesi alafu analala in peace. Damn crazy but the pussy was worth it, when it lasted
hayo ni mapepo
You guys got very weird friends.
Does he by any chance sleep walk??
tuko pamoja hapa. if i take lala with my supper mwenye tumelala naye atakula ma-mateke za miguu …
In high school people used to dream loudly.
unaskia mtu akisema “WEWE NITAKUNYONGA!!!”
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Hehehe hiyo jina WAR CRY inanimaliza…hehe
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Shait
In high school kule Bungoma, I had a friend who used to wake up and transfer usingisi yake from bed to the morning preps.
Anakuja anafungua locker anatoa book anaiweka vizoori kwa locker anastretch sweater ifunike the whole arm and he gets into sleep formation and starts snoring. Good thing he was not so loud.
So we had this short teacher that week called Mr. Khaemba. Alikuja class akiamsha guys who we’re sleeping. Akafika kwa this dude we called him Musisi, he got hold of him gently tapping him. Once, akalenga, twice, akalenga, thrice aliamkiwa na upper cut yenye haikuland vipoa luckily. The teacher was stunned, the dude opened his eyes angry as he’ll that someone had spoilt his ‘paper 2’ sleep.
After that I just heard alipewa suspension. Apparently the teacher bit his lower lip. Some people sleep with mademoni…
:D:DTunacheka lakini sio jokes.
Society yetu messed up imewacha watu wengi na mademoni.
Pia wale wanaume hufungua roho yote wakilewa mpaka wanalia.
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