Niki hapa kwa bar nahurumia fisi mwenzangu. Atajuanhajui

Jamaa ananizuia anakatia wadem wawili hajui nicouple. As we speak wamemhepa. One faction hawezi kubali ule mine atombwe Mbele yake. Shisha hizo. Black label hizo… Bootleg amarula hizo

But end result ni hii.

All niliulizwa ni maji na hata sijapata chance kubuy

Ooops nilichukua picha sijui imeenda wapi. Wacha nimtafuta.

You are home, go drunk.

Why is it that the more you get drunk, the more drinks you want?

Hio ndio huitwa osmosis?

At 5:40 boss? Utajuanhujui

They said ukiishiwa ndo utajua you are not addicted to fombe!

Hata wewe mtoto amkaa Wendee shule
Uvivu ni Adui mkubwa Kwa Ujenzi wa Taifa

Amka umekojoa kwa kitanda

which timezone are you in?

yaani unalewa 5am?

kijana fombe ni mbaya…

Posting while drunk is detrimental to your status.

30k salo iliingia jana

At least hukulishwa pishori.

You can’t be sure of that… I hope hajalala kwa mtaro.

depends on which mtaro you mean

Wewe kwani unajua mtaro gani?

I would advice that you really rethink about the answer you are no doubt thinking about right now. To avoid unnecessary hostility when you post it.

Pictures of Nilotic proportions flash before my mind… Or not!

hehehehe
sisemi kitu

So my dear @It’s Le Scumbag …when did you start fantasizing about playing on the same team…

Wait let me grab a pen and paper and a cup of coffee. We might be here for awhile.

Which team my dear… I am a mere mortal. Not a god!