Niliskia fibaya lakini haisuru.

Electronics4u

Village Senator
Staff member
#1
Nimeshaafunga leso;
The other day, I visited a client of mine for routine customer care.
Since it was during lunchtime, he offered me lunch at their cafeteria.
At the queue, I let him tangaulia so that he would introduce me to the serving guys/cooks.
The menu was Ugali na kuku.
"Huyu ni supplier wetu so mtengeneze visuri" He introduced.
"Lakini Mimi isiniwekee mingi juu naskia nimeshiba". He told the cook.
So he was given a small portion of Ugali and a piece of chicken and off he went to the table.
"Karibu mgeni" The cook said as he took my plate.
"Ahsante na niko na njaa kidogo boss" I told the cook.
" Sawa". He then went to another sufuria and scooped 5 well boiled chicken legs (drumsticks?) and placed them visuri on my plate, halafu akaongeza Ugali na kasupu.
"Poa boss" I thanked him as I went to sit next to my host.
Wazii. I told myself.
By then he had gone to wash his hands, so I placed my food next to his and went to wash mine hands.
Shait.
When I went back to the table I found the dude seriously attacking my plate and devouring those chicken parts!!
Ngui!
What the hell? This ferker told the cook that ameshiba and now here he was eating my five drumsticks. He went on a finished the whole plate without noticing what he had done...
Nilikula huto tuchakula alikuwa amewekewa.
Manze ata sikushiba..na singerudi kwa huyo cook.
 

Meria Mata

Elder Statesman
#4
Nimeshaafunga leso;
The other day, I visited a client of mine for routine customer care.
Since it was during lunchtime, he offered me lunch at their cafeteria.
At the queue, I let him tangaulia so that he would introduce me to the serving guys/cooks.
The menu was Ugali na kuku.
"Huyu ni supplier wetu so mtengeneze visuri" He introduced.
"Lakini Mimi isiniwekee mingi juu naskia nimeshiba". He told the cook.
So he was given a small portion of Ugali and a piece of chicken and off he went to the table.
"Karibu mgeni" The cook said as he took my plate.
"Ahsante na niko na njaa kidogo boss" I told the cook.
" Sawa". He then went to another sufuria and scooped 5 well boiled chicken legs (drumsticks?) and placed them visuri on my plate, halafu akaongeza Ugali na kasupu.
"Poa boss" I thanked him as I went to sit next to my host.
Wazii. I told myself.
By then he had gone to wash his hands, so I placed my food next to his and went to wash mine hands.
Shait.
When I went back to the table I found the dude seriously attacking my plate and devouring those chicken parts!!
Ngui!
What the hell? This ferker told the cook that ameshiba and now here he was eating my five drumsticks. He went on a finished the whole plate without noticing what he had done...
Nilikula huto tuchakula alikuwa amewekewa.
Manze ata sikushiba..na singerudi kwa huyo cook.
hhehehehehe, mimi ningerudi tena
mambo ya kutia ndani hua staki mchezo
 

DI TICHA

Village Elder
#8
Nimeshaafunga leso;
The other day, I visited a client of mine for routine customer care.
Since it was during lunchtime, he offered me lunch at their cafeteria.
At the queue, I let him tangaulia so that he would introduce me to the serving guys/cooks.
The menu was Ugali na kuku.
"Huyu ni supplier wetu so mtengeneze visuri" He introduced.
"Lakini Mimi isiniwekee mingi juu naskia nimeshiba". He told the cook.
So he was given a small portion of Ugali and a piece of chicken and off he went to the table.
"Karibu mgeni" The cook said as he took my plate.
"Ahsante na niko na njaa kidogo boss" I told the cook.
" Sawa". He then went to another sufuria and scooped 5 well boiled chicken legs (drumsticks?) and placed them visuri on my plate, halafu akaongeza Ugali na kasupu.
"Poa boss" I thanked him as I went to sit next to my host.
Wazii. I told myself.
By then he had gone to wash his hands, so I placed my food next to his and went to wash mine hands.
Shait.
When I went back to the table I found the dude seriously attacking my plate and devouring those chicken parts!!
Ngui!
What the hell? This ferker told the cook that ameshiba and now here he was eating my five drumsticks. He went on a finished the whole plate without noticing what he had done...
Nilikula huto tuchakula alikuwa amewekewa.
Manze ata sikushiba..na singerudi kwa huyo cook.
A man is of many trials..Kuna vitu huwes ongea ata ka ni kwa mamako mzazi.....Pole...:D:D:D:D
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
#9
Mimi nilikua kwa cafeteria ya Lions Eye hospital. Hiyo huwa na tu kittens tuna roam eating left overs. You place your order and wait for it to be cooked while seated. Takes some time. So I ordered chips masala plus chicken one piece. Ikakuja, I held the piece of chicken ikaanguka chini then the kittens grabbed it and released that low-key growl zikaichangamkia. Niliisahau hivyo tu.
 

sludgist

Village Elder
#14
Nimeshaafunga leso;
The other day, I visited a client of mine for routine customer care.
Since it was during lunchtime, he offered me lunch at their cafeteria.
At the queue, I let him tangaulia so that he would introduce me to the serving guys/cooks.
The menu was Ugali na kuku.
"Huyu ni supplier wetu so mtengeneze visuri" He introduced.
"Lakini Mimi isiniwekee mingi juu naskia nimeshiba". He told the cook.
So he was given a small portion of Ugali and a piece of chicken and off he went to the table.
"Karibu mgeni" The cook said as he took my plate.
"Ahsante na niko na njaa kidogo boss" I told the cook.
" Sawa". He then went to another sufuria and scooped 5 well boiled chicken legs (drumsticks?) and placed them visuri on my plate, halafu akaongeza Ugali na kasupu.
"Poa boss" I thanked him as I went to sit next to my host.
Wazii. I told myself.
By then he had gone to wash his hands, so I placed my food next to his and went to wash mine hands.
Shait.
When I went back to the table I found the dude seriously attacking my plate and devouring those chicken parts!!
Ngui!
What the hell? This ferker told the cook that ameshiba and now here he was eating my five drumsticks. He went on a finished the whole plate without noticing what he had done...
Nilikula huto tuchakula alikuwa amewekewa.
Manze ata sikushiba..na singerudi kwa huyo cook.
:D Krimino
 

Motokubwa

Njamba ya ruriri
#15
Mimi nilikua kwa cafeteria ya Lions Eye hospital. Hiyo huwa na tu kittens tuna roam eating left overs. You place your order and wait for it to be cooked while seated. Takes some time. So I ordered chips masala plus chicken one piece. Ikakuja, I held the piece of chicken ikaanguka chini then the kittens grabbed it and released that low-key growl zikaichangamkia. Niliisahau hivyo tu.
hako kanyau ningekapiga teke Moja na nichukue nyama
 

Top