NIMECHEZWA

At the beginning of this month, I was bitten by a Nairobi Fly on my thighs. Therefore, I couldn’t fuck my girlfriend. So time ilikuwa inapona, my gf alikuwa anamalizia safe days, hence, we had sex. But sikumwaga ndani. Then, we had sex like two weeks ago. Pia sikumwaga ndani.

So leo, my gf amerauka kwangu, anakaa different. Kumbe hajanyesha. (Aliogopa kuniambia, nimeinsist ndio akanisho). Am like how? I withdraw all my ejaculations, mpaka nilikuwa napanguza kiara, before nirudishe kwa puthy.

Nimekimbia chemist, haha. Nikabuy pregnance kit, but results zimekam positive. Nikamuuliza how comes ako pg. She tells that withdraw si effective vile, but from a look on her face, anajua am not buying that. Nimemfukuza atafute baby daddy.

Oooh boychild.

Another fool…what did condoms ever do to you?
nimekuonea mbali beta male
lea mtoi mimba ni yako

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you got attached instead of taking your slices and moving on …

Hapo nayo haiwezi msee.

:D:D:DBoychild anaumia. Trust your instincts. Halafu weka pesa ya dna kwa mkono.

vile @chief lieutenant amesema tafuta 20k ya DNA just in case

Bro uko right. Sifeel connection na hiyo ball kabisa. Plus hii month tumekuwa na issues sana. Nimemsho ka ako sure ni yangu azae twende DNA. Akamute.

nice one…lakini next time tumia condoms uache kutuletea haibu ndogo ndogo za kuruka mimba kwenye kijiji

:D:D sijaruka ball. Niko 98% sure, it ain’t mine. Plus hata hanipei pressure, na from experience madem nimepea ball mbio huwa wananileta. Huwezi pumua, this is odd.

chief kwani hujipendi…ati umepea wangapi ball…kwani ww @Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii…ENDA UPIMWE…SURE NI FREE

It can happen. Pre-cum has sperms in it and if she is fertile. Anaweza kupata. So it is a possibility. But of course, pia kuchezewa happens even in 2019. Always condomize if you do not want a baby.

Kweli hujipendi nanii.

Brathe hapo umechezwa…apana lea mtoto wa ndume ilimwaga kumwaga mpaka bone marrow hio style @Panyaste aliintroduce

mi husema kama it is a possibility usiruke ball…Ngoja kakam mwende lancet

Ditto!
Run nigga run!
Be very @Slippery from now on otherwise @Paka mnono atakula makagary yako after kunyofolewa.

Hapa nayo amenicheza clean. Sikubali hii, hata na dawa.

:smiley: hapa nimeslippery mbaya sana. Hanioni.

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Madem siku hizi wanameza pills.Kama unaeza mwaga ndani then unaeza lea