Nimekubali. Mimi ni Racist........Nitavote Uhuru 2017...........

Having a scientific background, nimesema nifanye experiment.

Nikakata picha ya Babuon na Simba 1 kwa gazeti nikapandika kwa karatasi nyeupe. Nikachora zile boxes kama ya IEBC next to the two pichas. Nikajiconvince niko kwa booth 2017.

Nikachichocha Uhuru hapati ng’o! Ile corruption tumeona during his first time - jamaa aende nyumbani ama the Carribbean na huyo Ann wa Ikuru wake.

Nikajaribu kuweka X kwa box ya Babuon. Mkono haisongi. Nikang’ang’ana kama nafanya hand wrestling. Nikashika wrist na hii mkono ingine nisukume. Ng’o! Kalamu inaelekea kwa picha ya Uhuru.

Nikaanza kusweat na kubreath deeply. Ngai, this is harder than I thought. Lakini Uhuru lazima aende nyumbani. Niko karibu sasa…karibu sana na box ya Babuon, just one more inch, just one ferking inch!

My hand snaps back like an elastic band. Ng’o! And before I recovered, it automatically wekad an X next to Uhuru’s name! Yaani it became automous like it had its own brain!

Well, at least I tried.

But my meno brown, chokosh heritage just couldn’t allow.

Nimekubali, mimi ni racist, officially.

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Tribalist is better…not racist

ha haaa

We belong to different races. Just because the Japanese and Europeans are 'white" doesn’t mean…wacha tu!

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Ngabu ile mukenia unakula siku hizi tuonyeshe hata sisi tuchangamkie…

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Thamaki iriingia box. Sasa ni kuji-nyce tu mslowre-slowre…

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he he he,na kawater melon?afadhali nipigie babuon kura kuliko nipigie water melon

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Nguku ya gukua ni kihuruto lazima ikufe! UHURUTO IS CURSE

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Fossil is better…not tribalist.

ngui,hatuhitaji hio kura yako malaya hii,

Rao will make it without your Mungiki votes

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kwani ata manufacture votes??

If Peter Kenneth/Tuju were to run again would you consider? Instead of re-electing the same goons

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Ndi gachui . karibu na ndonyo :D.

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umeuliza swali ya muhimu sana baby gal

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Tafuta ngozi ya simba, mkojo ya paka, chura mwekundu, na mayai ya jogoo and your hand will be as free as a bird in the wild… even for kawasaki motor-cross GP (nduthi)

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wi ha njuke?

wewe umetahiri?ihiis hazitakiwi kuongea palipo wazee

[SIZE=6]NO[/SIZE]. Mkono imekataa…