Kuna mbaba mjaka hapa hapa Ktalk aliamuka one early morning at 5am. Mwife alikuwa bado amelala hapo kwa bed. Yule mbaba akasit hapo kwa bed kama amejishika kichwa akiwa na stress. Mwife noticed and asked jaduong nini mbaya? Ati mama Oti usijali kuna kitu inanisumbua but today i shall deal with it.
Ule mbaba akaenda kwa communal toilet ya ploti akatoa mjuol akaipiga picha.
FFWD: he is having breakfast with his two kids and wife, Breakfast ya poverty. Ugali ya jana baridi na chai strunje yenye haina sukari banae. Baba baba leo mwalimu alisema tusiende shule kama hatuja lipa fees…his eldest son Oti says. Mbaba bado ako na stress, nyinyi endeni tuu shule mkifukuzwa mfukuzwe …please msinisumbue nina stress mingi kwa hii kichwa yangu.
Mbaba steps outside… destination ni pale Jeevanjee grounds bunge la mwananchi where he spends most of his day politicking. Kitu 10am he goes to a cyber…connects his phone to the PC and uploads the mjuol picture to K-list.com. He had the previous day promised Klisters ati ata tuma picha ya mjuol to prove ametahiri lmfaooo…big mistake.
He is later ridiculed by listers for pulling such a move. He deletes the post but it was too late…damage already done.
Jioni he goes back home …more stress watoi walifukuzwa shule. Supper ni sukuma wiki bila nyama and sembeste. Early to bed. Mwife panulizias mans mapaja thinking that maybe this may help him calm down. Mbaba removes mjuol and just b4 penetrating flashbacks hit him. He remembers the ridiculing he experienced after posting his mjuol. Tells his wife hata sitaki sex.
Ati niko na stress mingi…wacha nipige a stroll around mtaa to cool my head. But baba Oti huku ni ghetto utapigwa ngeta. He says niwache…
Goes outside for a stroll, kupiga corner kwa chuom fulani hivi he is met with 6 thugs. Toa yote wewe mbaba? They ransack him and find hana kitu. The gang turns to their leader named Jazinho. Jazinho sasa huyu tumfanyaje vile ametufanyisha kazi ya buree.
Jazinho tells the mbaba…jifanye uko under arrest and put both hands on the wall na usiangalie nyuma. He had no choice coz these thugs were armed to the teeth and did just that…Waaaaah they chunishad mans sukuma as punishment ya kuwafanisha kazi ya buree…all 6 of them.
@Tiriitiondo ondo went back home in tears…LMFAOOOOOO:D:D:D:D:D:D
Why are you obsessed with kuchunishwa sukuma?.Could you have been molested as a kid in Kapsabet/Shamakhokho?..and you are fighting solace in Kolon as hygiene nurse?
