Nimeshindwa kukatiana madem kabisa

[Patesh]

Elders mlijaribu kunisaidia kukatiana lakini bado nimeshindwa kabisa, mnitafutie kamoja tu sasa...Na watu wa UMEFFI msikuje apa

 

[Kaffir]

Pata pesa mambo ya kukatia na six pack niya vijana hawana mfuko, pata mfuko and even ur farts will be a turnon to these daughters of eve they will giggle even when u belch !

 

[Patesh]

Pata pesa mambo ya kukatia na six pack niya vijana hawana mfuko, pata mfuko and even ur farts will be a turnon to these daughters of eve they will giggle even when u belch !

Hahaaa

 

[Big Ben]

Tafuta legue yako...then Utafanikiwa. Otherwise you'll always struggle na kudumpiwa.

 

[Patesh]

Tafuta legue yako...then Utafanikiwa. Otherwise you'll always struggle na kudumpiwa.

@Big Ben safiii

 

[Contractor]

Tokken of appreciation ndio kukatiana..

 

[MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!]

Elders mlijaribu kunisaidia kukatiana lakini bado nimeshindwa kabisa, mnitafutie kamoja tu sasa...Na watu wa UMEFFI msikuje apa

Kama huna sura...Tafuta pesa hutahitaji lugha. Watajilete kama vile nzi huvutiwa na mavi

 

[Micymas]

just because you work in an office or you attained the same academic level with a girl or are in the same economic clss does not mean she is your type. You are simply dating the wrong pool. Hao mamboch, class 8 dropouts and poverty-driven lanyes, waiter, and others you consider unwashed lower classes who wear mafiriri and bathe with panga soap na waiter wa kibanda unadiss ndio ligi yake. Enda urushie wao mtama hutakosa. You are just mistakenly hitting above yor weight because you want a cool trendy girl to impress with brand new second hand jalopy. The problem is she knows you make the same as her and she could have what you have if she invested better. Your coworker sio mali yako ni mali ya mid-level manager.

Toka jiji unende kijiji unchukue huyi dropout unaonaga ni ghasia, mfunze kuvaa na kujipamba na utapata dem, even though just for a while before she graduates herslf using your money and connections

 

[Subaru]

Advise. Stop driving for a while. Panda matatu. Hiyo jam ya Mombasa road is enough to know someone. Lakini if you drive you realise your interaction with ladies is at a minimum.. Its either neighbours, workmates or those people you katia when drunk in the club. There are good women out there but needs a lot of patience.

 

[MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!]

Advise. Stop driving for a while. Panda matatu. Hiyo jam ya Mombasa road is enough to know someone. Lakini if you drive you realise your interaction with ladies is at a minimum.. Its either neighbours, workmates or those people you katia when drunk in the club. There are good women out there but needs a lot of patience.

True story. Juzi nimepanda mat ya long distance. Nimeketi na kunguru Fulani. Nikaanza kurusha mtama. Ikadai iko engaged. Alikuwa na pete. Nikamshow pete hutolewa na pete ingine better inavalishwa hapo. By the time tunafika. She was 50/50 whether to come with me or to continue with wherever she was going. So nikapewa number for next weekend meet up. Kuingia WhatsApp yake..,.her profile pic is her and some mzungu guy from UK. Nikajua hiyo mali nitapata

 

[sani]

madem wengi wanakukufia wanangoja tu uwaongeleshe. hawajui hauna confidence, wewe tu ndo unajidharau, wao wanakuona kama ndume. Jikaze kimwanaume acha kuogopa. vile nilisema siku ingine, panda matatu, enda town mpya, ongelesha wasichana wa mpesa for 5 minutes, ingia shop ya simu ongelesha mrembo mmoja 5 minutes kuhusu simu,

 

[Mnyonga MONKEY]

madem wengi wanakukufia wanangoja tu uwaongeleshe. hawajui hauna confidence, wewe tu ndo unajidharau, wao wanakuona kama ndume. Jikaze kimwanaume acha kuogopa. vile nilisema siku ingine, panda matatu, enda town mpya, ongelesha wasichana wa mpesa for 5 minutes, ingia shop ya simu ongelesha mrembo mmoja 5 minutes kuhusu simu,

Good advice for him

 

[wedogo3366]

Elders mlijaribu kunisaidia kukatiana lakini bado nimeshindwa kabisa, mnitafutie kamoja tu sasa...Na watu wa UMEFFI msikuje apa

madem wengi wanakukufia wanangoja tu uwaongeleshe. hawajui hauna confidence, wewe tu ndo unajidharau, wao wanakuona kama ndume. Jikaze kimwanaume acha kuogopa. vile nilisema siku ingine, panda matatu, enda town mpya, ongelesha wasichana wa mpesa for 5 minutes, ingia shop ya simu ongelesha mrembo mmoja 5 minutes kuhusu simu,

The best way for him ni kuapproach ladies selling stuff ... smokies, utensils, simcards, clothes, masks etc kwa njia, small shops kama mpesa, ... You buying inabreak the ice and it easier to make the convo flourish na utoke hapo na number... akitaka madem high-class or level yake hawezi pata with no confidence, good looks or money

 

[MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!]

Let the money do the talking....

 

[Jura]

madem wengi wanakukufia wanangoja tu uwaongeleshe. hawajui hauna confidence, wewe tu ndo unajidharau, wao wanakuona kama ndume. Jikaze kimwanaume acha kuogopa. vile nilisema siku ingine, panda matatu, enda town mpya, ongelesha wasichana wa mpesa for 5 minutes, ingia shop ya simu ongelesha mrembo mmoja 5 minutes kuhusu simu,

Asante @sani

 

[Patesh]

Kama huna sura...Tafuta pesa hutahitaji lugha. Watajilete kama vile nzi huvutiwa na mavi

Hahaaaa...kuna mtu hana sura bana?

 

[Patesh]

madem wengi wanakukufia wanangoja tu uwaongeleshe. hawajui hauna confidence, wewe tu ndo unajidharau, wao wanakuona kama ndume. Jikaze kimwanaume acha kuogopa. vile nilisema siku ingine, panda matatu, enda town mpya, ongelesha wasichana wa mpesa for 5 minutes, ingia shop ya simu ongelesha mrembo mmoja 5 minutes kuhusu simu,

@Sina you should be an elder...good advice

 

[Jaweed]

@Patesh, we as elders always advice young villagers like you who will be taking our roles in future to always go for malayas pale SB Joy

 

[byro]

to gain confidence, assume all ladies are your friends. piga story, wachana na kukatiana kwanza.

 

[Condor]

@Patesh uko town gani? I have lots of campus girls who won't mind kukupea bora ununue drinks na food.