Nimewachana na Lanye forreal

It started with curiosity, kapombe kadogo then nakimbia kuosha macho pale Luthuli Avenue. Hizo miniskirt na mapaja was life my friend.

One day, I drunk too much then asked myself, kwani ni nani hudishi hawa malaya? Pombe ikaniambia si ni watu kama wewe tu alar. Infact I remembered a statistic I had read somewhere at every 1 out of 2 men has ever nyanduad a lanye. Zilikuwa zimenishika mbaya so I decided to negotiate with one lanye.

Kidogo kidogo tumekubaliana 500Ksh. Nimelipa tumeenda room. It was a horrible experience accompanied by major guilt.

Honestly, there’s nothing about it that I enjoyed. In my mind lanyes were supposed to look like pornstars wa magazine zile zilikuwa zinazunguka highschool. But kwa ground vitu zimebeat mbaya.

Anyway, the next six months zilikuwa mrefu, kujishuku nikaamua sitawai pimwa coz I used CD. Hahaha bad mistake that one.

Needless to say, I went back kuosha chuma, same guilt cycle over and over again. Sasa ata sio ukimwi, ni stress ilianza kunifanya nikonde.

I kept going back for HIV tests when I matured, always came negative but Ile kujishuku inafanya nikae msick.

I’ve always been obsessed na pussy but after this Curfew ya coronavirus nimeona I can do without it.

Natafuta girlfriend nitulie sasa nimebadili mienendo zangu.

Sin Thrills you before it Kills You.

I can’t speak for another soul but mimi nimewacha umalaya. The cost is too high. Not worth it at all. Heri girlfriend.

I pray to God ama natural selection nisiwai rudi kwa hiyo miserable life tena. Very sad life that one and the worst part is remembering how I used to justify hizo tabia.

Stsy safe my fellow villagers. 3minutes of sex is not worth your life and peace of mind. Keep your mind occupied on productive things. Bless.

Its good you recognize you have a problem that is the first step
But just like an alcoholic, a lanyeholic will always go back for more if they do not have the right support structure
It will not make any difference even if you get married to the nicest woman on earth
without support , all this will just be nice words

Get help from your church or wherever else you can get help from

treat your underlying problem - sex addiction…lanyes are just the symptom…ata kupata gf will not solve it

Man can achieve any goal they set their mind to.

All men are addicted to sex. Marry more than one wife to be a total man. Tafuta pesa mingi lakini

Siamini watu wanaachana na lanyez na vile mimi I can’t wait for the restrictions to be lifted nisample new faces

Like swearing you will never drink again after a lot of vomiting from drinking. Positive vibes though.

This is your 50th thread on the same topic and I have had enough , nimeku block ghassia

Enda Amboseli,Lavington and you will change your perception.I haven’t been to those cheap dingy cum stained brothels since I was in form 4 and Uhuru was just a Deputy PM then

Ok iko wea , charges

Sex addiction is caused by natural selection.

Gay

How men reason after going broke . Acha tu ushike pesa kidogo

You low-life moffo now you want to get a girlfriend, good to know, after I have warned you severally to steer clear of lanyes, it seems you are maturing faster

You’re those pathetic uncles that take credit for the relative’s success.

Pesa niko nayo unaweza fikiria mimi ni jamaa wa sugoi

Hahaha

Kama huwezi shikanisha Amboseli na Lavington usearch kwa Google maps Bei ndio utaweza ?

Thank god you’ve seen the light. This lanye shit is becoming too much in Kenya. Kila dame mrembo anafanya lanye side hustle if the offer is good enough.

Alafu upate the so called girlfriend ni lanye tagged, tinder and other online brothels . Si utachukia wanaume forever