Nini Husumbua Watu wa Ofisi Lakini

I’m I the only nigga husumbuliwa na marafiki wa corporate Kenya raking in relatively good chumz lakini mid-month wanataka uwaokolee 10k etc. They eventually pay back but sijawahi elewa whats up with most people wa kufanya kazi za ofisi. You find a nigga or woman earning more than 100k net lakini after 15th wanaanza ku-hustle mabeshte, 5k here, 10k pale etc. They are the same people buying Jameson and Glenlivet 18 years end-month. Tricky sana hii Nairobi. Maybe as a jua-kali person siwezi elewa or kuna peer pressure kubwa sana kwa hizo work environments.

wacha kukopesha chieth. i never regret losing such friends. good riddance

It’s a case of living beyond their means.

The middle class hangover

There is a lot of peer pressure in the working middle class, for example you are in sales and everybody knows you earn 100k, hautakubali kuishi Mwiki, utaenda South B na ununue Alion kwa loan. Na hautakubali people bellow your rank waishi more posh estates or drive superior cars.

Some of those fuckers are not broke… they will ask you for the sake of it . The idea is to make you think they are struggling.

Ndio usiwakope ukae ukijua hawananga kakitu ujiheshimu uache kuwaomba mapilsner

-twende tununue Glenfiddich tukojolee mushandeez

you:

https://pics.me.me/cant-im-broke-savings-account-i-pretend-doesnt-exist-43348688.png

if you master this, you’ll be safe

This is stupid! This how you end in a vicious cycle of hand to mouth alafu unaanza kuona wasee wanakupita.

Cc @Bingwa Scrotum

True but it’s the most juvenile thing I’ve heard to date.
I have one rule, I do not keep my work mates as friends. We meet at work, interact and part our ways at 1700.
I don’t want to know where you live, how many gfs you have. I do not get personal with anyone, keep your biz low key.

Well wajakaa wanaelewa hii mambo most. They say, there’s tomorrow but then THERE’S TODAY.

That is them. Me, I believe in people having different priorities. Pesa ni yako, use it depending on your priority. Kama priority yako ni kutravel. Bas, travel. You don’t have to justify how you spend what you worked for. Kila mtu ako na priorities zake na pesa ni zake.Your opinion is irrelevant unless ulimsaidia kusaka hio ganji. That said instead of seeing problems see opportunities. Wacha panganga na ukue shylock. Periodt.

You are the minority like me. Watu wa job it’s like they’re paid to do FBI work. Sometimes we go on work trips and you hear the 411 they have about other workmates unashindwa how do they know so much 411 about other people’s lives. You can barely keep up with your own life, meanwhile some people have 411 on everyone. How do they do it.

I had a boss who was very nosy, he would not even care that he’s your boss, all he wants is 411 about everyone. It got to a point that I began avoiding him and using go between coz he was such a busy body. Jamaa knew everything about everyone. He knew what all politicians own, he knew who went on a drinking spree when and where. Mucene 24’7.

For me as a narcissist, I don’t want to know about your life unless it’s going to benefit me. If it’s not giving me money, inspiration and or orgasms, keep it to yourself. It enters thru one ear and chuck thru the other.

The funny thing is that though workmates love mucene they respect those who don’t engage in it. It automatically sets you apart as a person with exemplary character when you are not all up in other pples business coz majority can’t fathom how a human being can live without giving a ratass about other people’s shit. You become a unicorn and a paragon of virtue. Yaani you can resist gossip. You must just be in the big leagues.

They have to keep up with the ‘kardarshians’ to ‘fit in’.

That is the dumbest thing ever said. If you genuinely need say 50 k you don’t need to go out of your inner circle. So that’s somebody that has exhausted the circle and money apps. Indeed borrowing also proves you don’t have savings. To what end does a person doing well pretend to be struggling. Unless you have been borrowing from them and they want to stop that s.hit.

I wouldn’t care how such people spend their money if they don’t borrow money mwezi ikiwa corner. So yes, my opinion is relevant because hunikopa ganji na mimi pia sio birrionea.

Oyaa mapilsner niaje leo hujapata kamzee

Actually it is a complete no no. You are basically using my money to maintain a fake image. Probably bragging to your colleagues how you cannot be caught dead borrowing money from wherever like a peasant.

Yes babaa. Salimia mum umwambie ni ule uncle hukuja Friday jioni pekee.

Hehehe… you is too naive for your own good tulia apo you will eventually learn this lesson. If i make you think am struggling naturally you will leave me out of money spending/wasting activities. Inaitwa kutumiwa vibaya.