Njege Man

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Most people have only seen the quill covered top side and have no idea what kind of an animal it is. It’s the third largest rodent in the world and obviously farmers don’t feel comfortable having them in the middle of their crop. The fact that it’s also strictly nocturnal makes it a nightmare for those who have it as residents in their shambas. Contrary to widespread belief, it doesn’t shoot it’s quills when in danger but uses them as an aposematic strategy for self defense. Finally, it is not at all related to the hedgehog.
Otherwise kitoweo ya lunch iko sorted, naambiwa it tastes like pork.

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Honey badger is the baddest maafakin animal haina adui… Just like you ES.

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hehehe, what do you mean? This is not a badger, its a porcupine. huko kwenu yaitwaaje, in MT. Kenya its “Njege”

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Yes I know but when you posted it I remembered the National Geographic video 'Honey badger don’t care '…kali sana.

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like the one featured on The Gods must be crazy, badass mata packer

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Does not taste like pork…tastes like a some liver mixed with soil na haina ata a faint trace of fat

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how did you cook it?
tuanze hapo.
@pseudonym wataka nikuletee quills ngapi?

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Roasted porcupine inataste poa sana kama kuku pia ikona mafuta mingi

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sasa niamini nani @jagger_snr anasema haina mafuta wewe wasema iko nayo?
which is which?

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I have a notorious cousin who sends mpesa payments to some guy huko ocha for the porcs caught and slaughtered successfully. Sasa tumeenda wkend moja with just a mission of trying the delicious prey. Kufika nkaonyeshwa yenye imeiva na yenye bado ni mbichi ya kesho. He claims that inapea mtu nguvu na kuondoa swara…but sikuipenda

Maybe basi I ate something else… kumbuka this guy hunts and demands his pay. Could be alitumiwa pesa before only to land on another Poor animal am yet to find out…ama a skinny porc coz mi sikuona ufuta

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I loooove Njege ! We normally get hunters to trap them at the farm and prepare it…kazi yangu ni kutengeneza dry fry …tamu sana.

Nataka quills 3 sweetheart…to stick in my mungiki hair.:slight_smile:

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hope sio paka ulipewa, hehehe

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Only in ktalk. Made my day.

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A long time ago my bro and i decided to visit a certain relative , we happened to get there just at the right time when some very nice fry was just about to be served, we all ate to our fill, and neither of us considered asking what kind of meat it was , following day i started having some kidogo issues with my tummy, kidogo it started rumbling, next i was in the toilet diarrheaing seriously. my bro also starts having the same issues.

lets just say things would have been very bad if we had been in a place with only one toilet coz we permanently engaged two toilets for several hours, hata there was no need ya kujifunga belt coz of the way we were harishaing.

After we had consumed alot of Imodium and managed to contain the situation, we brainstormed and came to a conclusion that it had to be the meat we had eaten the previous day, so we called the jamaa and asked him what he had given us, and thats how we realized we had been served with a porcupine (or nzee as they call it in cambodia )

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Huyo mnyama achana naye my fren. Haogopi hata simba.

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sasa unanistua naaiko jikoni, siungegojea atleast nikule, haha.
will make sure imeiva vizuri

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Oh come on!

Probably you guys had a bad chef.:smiley:
Pole sana…

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first and last time i ate that thing i nearly ended up in the ER, throw it away

aiyayai, afadhali nilale njaa likini never again :mad::mad::mad:

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