NKT: SAITANI

But Saitani manifest himself in so many ways.Unapika ugali tu Poa alafu unakula.once done unajinyorosha ukikunywa maji, alafu ndio unakumbuka uko na Ovacado.

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Pika tena ghasia hii. Kwani iyo avacado itajikula?

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hahaha for my case ni pili pili , unaunda stew na ugali unakula unasahau uko na pili pili

for my case ni biscuits za chai ya saa nne, chai ikiisha ndio unaona biscuits juu ya meza

Na kupupuu alafu unarealize hakuna tissue?

It’s okay you can still wank with it

Na si watu wanakuaga na tumashida twingine ata hatuko?

Yangu ilikuwa kachumbari. imeundwa vizuuri na ingekuwa tamu kama ningeila na ile pilau iliyoluwa imepikwa. After nimemaliza pilau,someone opens the fridge and says, ‘kwani hamjaona hii kachumbari’

first world problems, kumaanisha kama huna hizi shida haujafika:cool:

Si ovacado unaweza tu kukula after the main meal ikuwe dessert

Unachomoka kwa hau almost midnyt kutafuta fegi kwa pub. Unavuta mbili in quick succession kurudi kwa hau unapata packo full juu ya TV.

hehehhehehe… 've killed it.

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Anyway utakula jioni

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Aiii…kumbe ghasia ni ku Ctrlc +Ctrl V:(

@loverboy umepatikana kaka

though copied it made my evening

Wife alinituma gift wrapper late in the evening in a hurry as there was no more time, sikujua zinakuwanga zimeandikwa nikabuy za birthday na ilikuwa wedding, sikuongeleshwa tena and I could not figure out why

i hate people who use the last tissue and they don’t replace, ama they find it too hard to place the new one in the dispenser…