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Al~pakino

Senior Villager
#3
Intentional bana..na bitch inanijua, imeona niko idhaa ya ka yengs flani, tulikuwa kwa nail salon, mi natupa tu mistari na side glances, waiting ka chance kajipe niombe slices, msee wa kuuza earings akapop in na mi nikapata idea nishikie ako kamsupa nadai tu earings kabambike, tuende nako home.
Bitch imenionea 18, ata kabla msee wa earings anifikie, bitch ilikuwa ishapayuka, "Nunulia wife yako Lisa izi za afro!" Bitch.
I got pissed AF. :mad:
 

Kemoi

Village Elder
#4
Intentional bana..na bitch inanijua, imeona niko idhaa ya ka yengs flani, tulikuwa kwa nail salon, mi natupa tu mistari na side glances, waiting ka chance kajipe niombe slices, msee wa kuuza earings akapop in na mi nikapata idea nishikie ako kamsupa nadai tu earings kabambike, tuende nako home.
Bitch imenionea 18, ata kabla msee wa earings anifikie, bitch ilikuwa ishapayuka, "Nunulia wife yako Lisa izi za afro!" Bitch.
I got pissed AF. :mad:
:D
 

Simiyu22

Village Sponsor
#6
Intentional bana..na bitch inanijua, imeona niko idhaa ya ka yengs flani, tulikuwa kwa nail salon, mi natupa tu mistari na side glances, waiting ka chance kajipe niombe slices, msee wa kuuza earings akapop in na mi nikapata idea nishikie ako kamsupa nadai tu earings kabambike, tuende nako home.
Bitch imenionea 18, ata kabla msee wa earings anifikie, bitch ilikuwa ishapayuka, "Nunulia wife yako Lisa izi za afro!" Bitch.
I got pissed AF. :mad:
She jumped on a business opportunity.
 
#8
Intentional bana..na bitch inanijua, imeona niko idhaa ya ka yengs flani, tulikuwa kwa nail salon, mi natupa tu mistari na side glances, waiting ka chance kajipe niombe slices, msee wa kuuza earings akapop in na mi nikapata idea nishikie ako kamsupa nadai tu earings kabambike, tuende nako home.
Bitch imenionea 18, ata kabla msee wa earings anifikie, bitch ilikuwa ishapayuka, "Nunulia wife yako Lisa izi za afro!" Bitch.
I got pissed AF. :mad:
Boss what were you doing in a nail salon in the first place?
 
#10
Intentional bana..na bitch inanijua, imeona niko idhaa ya ka yengs flani, tulikuwa kwa nail salon, mi natupa tu mistari na side glances, waiting ka chance kajipe niombe slices, msee wa kuuza earings akapop in na mi nikapata idea nishikie ako kamsupa nadai tu earings kabambike, tuende nako home.
Bitch imenionea 18, ata kabla msee wa earings anifikie, bitch ilikuwa ishapayuka, "Nunulia wife yako Lisa izi za afro!" Bitch.
I got pissed AF. :mad:
Nail Salon.... Ookay... But how would you having a wife at home stop you from taking your slices? In the 21st Century?
 

Al~pakino

Senior Villager
#11
First off.. Huwa mnawashwa na tu vitu petty sana, mwanaume kuwa nail salon sio issue, it's my belief real niccurs pick up women aaanywhere, ata kwa mazishi, watu wakilia we uko uko rada ya mdem utaona hottest, esp if mmenda burial mbali..why not,? Which is what happened to me, sikuwa mazishi tho, Id travelled for a re-up n it took some days so in my escapades I saw a fine young girl, na kana work kwa nail salon apo LA. So, mimi nani, to get closer I ask for a manicure, ndio tubonge na mshi, n actually I was doing good, makin her nshit before askie anga wife..
Sikuwa na enough time to stay around, got her number nikarudisha makendez kwa pipi.
 

ChifuMbitika

Village Commissioner
#12
the future of ktalk is bleak if this is the kind of threads adolescent talkers are posting. enzi zetu we were posting how to disassemble a Greatwall TV
The standards are getting lower and lower Uncle. Very soon you will have kids enquiring how their mothers change their diapers and what brand of diaper they are wearing. Sadness!
 

Al~pakino

Senior Villager
#13
Sasa na tulishazoea ku stream kila kitu, mnataka tu fix tvs zitusaidie aje kimaisha? And what is so wrong about a kid knowing how to change his own diaper, or which brand burns his fukin genitals the most?
Si akijua the better, ata anaeza change za wenzake?
 
#14
First off.. Huwa mnawashwa na tu vitu petty sana, mwanaume kuwa nail salon sio issue, it's my belief real niccurs pick up women aaanywhere, ata kwa mazishi, watu wakilia we uko uko rada ya mdem utaona hottest, esp if mmenda burial mbali..why not,? Which is what happened to me, sikuwa mazishi tho, Id travelled for a re-up n it took some days so in my escapades I saw a fine young girl, na kana work kwa nail salon apo LA. So, mimi nani, to get closer I ask for a manicure, ndio tubonge na mshi, n actually I was doing good, makin her nshit before askie anga wife..
Sikuwa na enough time to stay around, got her number nikarudisha makendez kwa pipi.
We umbwa kwani uko mlevi?? Tumetoka salon tukaenda mazishi kwani mazishi hufanyiwa salon?? The fact remains that mwanaume kuwa salon is gayish ama umama inammaliza.. Na hii thread is umeffi
 

Al~pakino

Senior Villager
#15
Kama Huelewi haina haja ya matusi braza...pia, sio lazima u komenti kwa kuwa, haujaulizwa! Ama pilipili usiyoila yakuwashia mcoondu nini?
 

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