Hamia kwingine mtu wangu … masaibu za ma woria utawezana nazo. Boi wangu fulani msomali pale Canada family yao ilinionesha mambo banae. Yaani the all family was really fucked up, kila mtu bana kuanzia mama hadi last born. Kijana moja hako ndani 25 to life for murder. Another one got murdered too. Boi wangu nae ni big shot dealer uko kwa ma reservation hako na territory yake. Which used to be his cousins and the cousin went missing and has never been found to date. Lakini najua jamaa aliamuangusha … alinichapia io form kabla time alikuwa Kenya ku visit mazae wake; who didn’t relocate. Hadi nilimsaidia ku review na nikampa suggestions … I sort of edited the all plan for him. But more fucked up, the mom knew the plan also infact it was her plan. She is the one who knew where the guys storage locker was n that he kept his weight, pieces and shit loads of cash in it. Like a real gangster family I tell yah … hadi madem. Ile vita ilikuwanga kwa io nyumba nakumbuka … acha tu. Walikua 9 bana … na madem walikuwa kitu kuruka… ile ajab.
Even the attendants at Kasarani Aquatic swimming pool and YMCA hate it when Somalis come in. They are rowdy, unmanageable and break all rules. I once saw a lifeguard at Kasarani boxing one of them. Can’t blame him.