My pal leo ananipigia simu saa kumi na nusu ati niende kumrescue. Apparently alipatana na dame wanajuana in her hood, after some drinks, the small head ikaamuka and the main head ikalala akajipata kwa dame akinyandua, sema mlango kubishwa, dame akakataa kufungua, the guy on the door akazunguka, broke the bedroom window and moved the curtain to see who is in the hse, my pal n the guy’s eyes met and the guy was like “wewe ndio hukula bibi yangu leo nitakuua!!” sema jamaa wangu kupata chance ya kuchomokea front door jumped over the fence onto the roof of several houses(ni hizi nyumba za umo za chini) mpaka akanguka kwa barabara, mbioo mpaka akapata mahali kuna soldier akajificha, saa hio boxer tuu ndio iko mwilini, ameoba soldier simu akanipigia nikaenda kunchukua hapo, anatetemeka na pia amechapwa na baridi ya asubuhi lakini soldier atleast alimpea shuka za ki masaai…
Shida ni ameacha kila kitu huko, simu, wallet, nguo, funguo za gari(bahati gari alikua ameiacha kwa shopping centre iko safe ataiendea na spare key baadaye), atleast nimempeleka home tukaabia bibi alikua amehijakiwa, mengine tutashughulikia baadaye…
On the way he was swearing he will never cheat again and will never never look at sly queens twice!!
:D:D:D…hii lugha shows huyo ninja pia hula wake za watu, maybe ni karma hitting back
Ni muoga viajabu, angeendelea nakunyandua akiuliza mwenye mzigo alama yakuonesha mzigo niwake binafsi, amfunze ungekua wake peke yake haungetosha mwingine
[SIZE=6]“Tumesema 2019 hakuna kusema my friend Chieth kwa hekaya. Kama Ni wewe step up and take responsibility”
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:D:D:D:D
@admean, pin this thread now. Regular updates expected.
welcome back chief
Asanda
Kulipia lodging ni uchungu sana… Kwanza hizi za town za 1500 to 2500…then…the kunguru still expects some moneys from you… Yet earlier ulikua ume buy pombe ya 6000…
All this just to cum…
Steven segal is Back. By the time the lady takes you to her place. Another Ninja akikam,Chemsha maji ama cooking oil. Open the door if he is a man enough Safisha yeye mecho. And walk away. No one fights back after hot oil shower. Men have tried but it remains the only weopon. After strangling in Nyeri
Huyo rafiki yako pia ni pumbavu. Wakati mlango ulibishwa angevaa nguo faster in anticipation of any eventualities.
Hahaha! Watu wako na ufala sana
Usipigane stick kwa nyumba hulipii rent.Hii maneno nimeambia maninja wangu wengi.Better you book a lodging na urarure puthe in peace bila wasiwasi.
PNC ya hii huwa kali zaidi. It’s like that hangover of the year. Halafu mtu huona ni kama aliibiwa na waitress kwa hio 6k, so mahesabu zinaanza kwa kichwa. Later you realize nobody has conned you a cent. Ni nyap ndio imemeza hio doo
Na pia kuna wengine who deliberately set u up wakupokonye dau when in real life hata si bwanake these women are devil kulana kwa lodging ama kwako
Shait you.missed the bullet yet again…kufa nifurahii
Back in the day my chillspot was a furniture shop and one of the people who frequented the joint was a known smooth operator who associated with people from all walks of life. He told me this was one of the strategies liked by prostitutes ukimchipo na unataka kuhepa kulipa lodging. Another one huwa unaenda brothel unachagua poko anakaa mtoi halafu unageuziwa ati defilement na wako na hadi makarau on standby to arrest you. My friend utatoboka vi proper.
A similar situation happened to me jamaa akazunguka akafungua dirisha matusi zikakuja lakini nikatishia dame akifungua nitamuua, luckily kulianza kunyesha viserious ikabidi jamaa aingie mitini mi nikikanyaga totoise ka-morning glory tena katamu na mvua.
Mbicha ya tortoise hata Kama Ni " knocko kneed" tafadhali
hekaya yanukia hapa…